Adorkable Tales.#.3.- Chillin' At The Mall Or How I Was Accused Of Shoplifting! · 10:21pm Dec 15th, 2017
Welcome back to yet another tale of the weirdness that is my life! I had thought about telling you all about my date experiences, but alas that will be another day!
Why you ask?
Well I can honestly say it has nothing to do with that I have 27 followers now and that when i hit 50 I have like nothing to talk about….
It has nothing to do with that. ~Shifty Eyes.~
Changing subjects.
I’ve been thinking all day, what I story I could share with you today.
I thought, I know! I can tell you all about the two months I was haunted! The shadows that followed me, the weird attack in my bed and even the dark abyss in my house, that never lifted so we all had to….
Then I thought no. That would be great for next halloween! Sure it’s a year off but honestly I’m in no rush to bring back all those scary memories.
Then how about the tale of how… I Was Left Inside The Classroom At School, During A Bomb Threat!
No build up there, I was just kind of left alone to my own devices.
Yeah….
Wait I know!
~Gazes up to the title of this blog~
I’ll tell you all about how I was caught…. S H O P L I F T I N G!
DUN-DUN-dun-nun-nun-anun-non-non-non….un.
Actually I’ve never shoplifted like ever in my life, what am I? One of those cool kids you see on the tv who steal, but then learn a valuable lesson and become like mayors!?
No I was just accused of shoplifting and…
It was one of the scariest times in my life.
Before I start I limit myself to using around four gifs in these, so yeah I kind of blew through my stack this time. Soooo… during this tale of woe, use your imagination to add gifs into the story! It’s fun in a “working” kind of way.
Anyway this day I was walking aimlessly at the mall, I got to visit this place like once a month so I made the best of it. By as I said being aimless, that and I have like no friends at this time. Wowzers aren’t I just Miss Popular?
Well I would walk around and peek my head into various stores, I’d check out Victoria’s Secret to like see what the big secret was, I also went into Game Stop!
All they guys would stare at me in there, not sure if maybe they thought I was cute! Or like just scared that a girl was in there…
After some wandering I made my way to the food court, I remember buying a Ice cold cup of milk from this one place with a huge cookie! Yum! I sooo could go for another…
Moving along, after basically being spaced out for a good hour or so. I made my way to Spencer's, if you are unsure what that is. It’s a store that sells like pop figures, shirts that have horror mascots on them and chains with like angels etc on them.
Also like...other weird stuff.
I was weird and curious ok!
So I walk inside and check the place out, my little eyes as wide as moons! After getting a few childish giggles off at the weirder items, I decide to make my way out of the store. I remember almost escaping back into the crowds of the mall, when suddenly an ice cold hand grabs my shoulder.
Never had I been pulled back so hard in my life, I came crashing inside the store confused. This angry and mean looking cashier glaring at me, she wore a black with pink streaks in her hair and piercings all over. I had like no idea what she wanted, until she spoke.
“So you are back!” She snarled at me.
“I just got here?” I whimpered out shyly.
“You think you can steal from here, then come back and do it again!?” She screamed out extra loud, people in the store began to look our way as well as people out in the mall area.
My cheeks were on fire at this moment, I had never been so embarrassed in my life! Well honestly my life is like one big joke on me, so that is probably not true.
But I felt like crying so much, I had no idea what to do.
Before I could react the woman grabbed the back of my neck hard, she was like a crab woman I swear. She lead me through the store to the back area, I could hear people clapping all around me.
Inside a small dark room inside Spencer’s of all places! I sat alone and crying on a cold metal chair, after like ten minutes a female police officer entered the room.
“Ma’am! I...I..” I was so scared I couldn’t even talk.
“Shut up! Empty out the purse and be quiet!” She yelled so harshly to me, eyes full of hate. I knew she was here to not help but punish me.
Crying I poured out my purse onto a small table they brought over, my whole life poured out before them. To make matters worse she put her ugly hands all over my stuff, tossing my makeup and brushes to the side. I felt so alone.
After finding nothing she then told me to stand up, I did and was like smashed into the wall behind me. Her cold hands patted all down my body as I sobbed aloud, afterwards she told me to remove my bra.
Like I would hide anything there! I did what she said though and of course nothing came up, right as this happened she just walked over and patted my back softly. Never did she say sorry or anything else, just a pat and silent walk away.
Turns out the cashier, got me confused with a girl that she swore looked just like me! That hoodlum stole from this tacky place, not me and I ended up paying the price.
Afterwards they called my parents to come pick me up, from that point on I never visited another Mall for fun or a Spencer’s at that.
But I could still go for another cookie.
Well that is my tale for this week, I do hope you had fun reading about my life.
I do stay up sometimes wondering, just how much did that girl look like me? Heehee I mean is she like my evil twin or something?
Also for those who want to know, My Dad sued the mall for what they did to me! I ended up winning $15,000 in emotional pain and suffering caused. As well did the cashier get fired.
Awww yeah! Swimming in cash!
That I can’t spend… My mom like put it all into my college fund…
She said I’d Thank Her later.
I’d like to say Thank You to…
Peppermint Frost - I’ve noticed Frost has been popping up a bit more and she is really nice to me, so thank you.
Puppy- I’ll be getting around to your story Request soon, I like promise just really busy with holiday projects.
And of course Pixel Moon- You are the main reason I write at times sis, I just wanted to say thank you! From the bottom of my heart.
May The Night Bring Less Shoplifting Charges.
Squee! Thanks so much!
Also this was so entertaining! And I also want a cookie now... How could they do that to you??!!
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You're Welcome Sis!
Thank you.
I was sooo scared after this, I think they were just being sooo unprofessional imo. I hope with all my heart no one else is ever treated how they treated me, made me feel like nothing.
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It's okay, sis! I'm here now.
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So lucky to have a P.F.F Like you!
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Same goes for you too! You're the best friend ever!
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Awww!
You're too cool!
Aww, you're welcome! (This brought tears to my eyes, idk why and I am not an emotional person)
That police officer should also get sued!
They don't have the right to even touch you! You should stand up for you rights, girl! (Although that might have been hard.) $15,000? Wow! But I still personally feel that isn't enough payback! What's more, I'd like to see that stupid cashier empty her purse and give it to you!
I have no idea why I posted this.
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Thank you so much!
I feel the did cross many lines, I was just far too scared to say anything.I had never been in a case like that, I have a flawless personal record. If could go back I'd want to stand up for myselfmore, also they all claimed i was a spitting image of someother girl, they quote on quote had a picture of.
I wonder if she was a changeling
i'm happy the cashier got fired,but I wish theofficer was at least punished some as well. She was the super scary part.
Yeah $15,000 I asked my mom if I could at least like have a thousand to just play with, but she said no. That I would endup spoiling myselfwith it, though my dad has been giving me bonuses to my monthly reward money, for doing good in school and doing my chores.
I get paid $20 a month, but about twice I was given $120.Heehee. sneaking me some fun, I love my dad's sneaky nature sometimes, But still adore how well thought my mom is.
May The Night Bring More Sneaky Monies.