Transformers 2007 Movie Review · 8:24pm Dec 2nd, 2017
Okay, I have put this review off long enough, time to review this movie, of course spoilers, I'm a bit late but the review is for the movies 10th anniversary.
The movie starts off with some military groups returning form some mission, and we see some military base off in the dessert. apparently one of the character that is a main stage in the movies captain lenox , had a kid, WITCH WE NEVER SEE FOR THE REST OF THE MOVIES! Still they get a reading of a helicopter, that crashed a while ago, and everyone is on the guard, for a second let me go off continuity, well the movies are rewriting everything, anyway in Transformers the game they show that a meteor crashing caused the helicopter crashed, and the meteor turned out to be a decepticon, so I like the approach the game had, anyway the helicopter lands, and SUPRISE! Its a decepticon, blackout to be exact, blackout took the base out.
And then we cut to the main character for the next two movies, Shia LAbeou- I MEAN SAM WITWICKY! I will never get used to that, with all the news of Shia, I almost called him that, I mean that is his actor- ANYWAY! And were treated to high school drama, or middle school? if I'm correct, they never tell you sam's age, I mean in ROTF he in collage, then in DOTM he out of school ready to get a job, I mean you have to guess his age, nevermind I never got that, and there were introduced to sam's love interest until DOTM, Mikaela Banes, no joke her last name is a DC character, anyway she is played by Megan Fox, after sam leaves school he his picked up by his dad to grab a car, the car being a 1976 Camaro that he picks, and he takes his friend, who again we never see for the rest of the movies, to the park, where Mikaela ditches her boyfriend, and Sam takes her home, then all of a sudden his car takes off, he gets arrested and is let go, it happens the next day witch Mikaela decides to follow sam, and Sam finds another police car, witch happens to be Barricade.
And Mikaela and Sam are saved by the Camaro witch happens to be Bumblebee, after a big battle, Bee proves victorious and Sam, Mikaela and Bee meet the other Autobots, Jazz, Rachet, Ironhide, and OPTUMIS PRIME. then are found by SECTOR SEVEN, witch sam, Mikaela and bee are captured and taken to hoover dam, , and to spar you, of how much people say the live action movies are absolutely ****, so to mission city where to final battle where sadly jazz dies, if you were spoiled, I warned you, and by the power of plot convience the allspark kills megatron there... if I had to rate it, 7 out 10.