The Most Pointless Things You Could Bring to Equestria...

Let's start with the most Pointless and Useless things you can bring to Equestria...

1. WEAPONS

I'm not saying that weapons are pointless, I'm just saying that...

Okay, sure, they are pretty pointless. Unless of course you wanted to be the bad guy and in that case then sure! They will come in handy, especially against the Elements and those pesky little ponies.

However, if you want to have a nice and happy life in (canon) Equestria...

Then believe me when I say that you don't have to bring your AK-47 or Lightsabers or a giant mecha the size of a mountain or god forbid, A Nuclear Warhead.

No seriously, don't! It's a land full of peace and harmony! Sure, there's Chrysalis, Tirek, and maybe Discord if you mess with his waifu. But you really, really, really do not need a Rocket Launcher to live your life in Peace and Harmony.

2. SPACESHIPS

Unless your spaceship is convenient blue box that can travel through time and space then no! Don't bring a spaceship, trust me, you don't need them. They're huge, bulky, and getting the fuels is much trouble than its worth. Instead, try and get Pegasus friend to help you travel across the sky by getting you a patch of cloud to sit on and for him/her to pull it.

I mean come on, which one do you think is more precious? an X-Wing or a Pegasus friend who will gladly help you travel above the clouds. Personally, I prefer the latter. Don't know what you think though...

3. Smartphones and Laptops

Say, you came to Equestria with your smartphone. You can't wait to show everypony in the vicinity about this amazing piece of tech.

Then you tried to use one of its basic functions...

You turned on the internet only to find out that there's no signal in Equestria because there's no freaking satellites.
You turned on the GPS only to find out that GPS also need satellite to work.
You tried to contact someone and... Well you get the idea.
You took some photos and it worked perfectly, but you can't share it with anyone.

Well at least you still got your games, musics, and videos but is it really worth it? I mean it's Equestria out there. It's a whole new world full of magic, ponies, and wonders. So yeah, gadgets and laptops are kinda useless don't you think?

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So in the end... To quote Princess Celestia's beautiful piece of advice in my story:

Stop thinking about trying to look strong and powerful with your flashing swords and giant robots. In this world, the true power came from how many friends you have, how much love you bring, and the kindness that you give to everyone.