Mykan Counter Reviews: The Movie counter review. · 5:18pm Oct 11th, 2017
By this point, I am so sick of this guy's blogs that I just can't stop myself anymore. I am going to take action against this worthless hack, and poke every hole in his logic I can. So, I shall start with his review of the MLP movie.
took me 3 and half hours to watch it (anger attacks, taking a break to catch Yugioh Arc V... yayaya)
Um.....I really don't care about that.
Had to watch it leaked (It was the only way)
YOU DID WHAT?
YOU WATCHED IT....LEAKED?
YOU DESPICABLE SCUMBAG! HOW DARE YOU! CINEMAS NEED YOUR MONEY, THE MONEY OF THE AVERAGE MOVIE GOER, TO SURVIVE, AND YOU JUST DECIDE TO WATCH IT LEAKED ONLINE BECAUSE YOU AIN'T MAN ENOUGH TO GO THE CINEMA AND WATCH IT?
Boy, this guy is as annoying as I remember.
FIRST IMPRESSIONS
Hmm... well, the animation sure seems smother, but that's not really what I came for.
Do you have any idea how much time and effort was put into that, you lazy ass bum? It isn't smoother, it is some of the best I have ever seen!
Well, Twilight's panicking at the start, and I love seeing her fret,
Now that is just being petty.
but a FRIENDSHIP FESTIVAL... major sickening in my stomach.
Friendship makes you sick to your stomach?
Well, sorry for not having any sympathy to give you.
The friendship festival was actually a bit underused, but still fun to enjoy.
The ponies seem to be acting just like they should (And I don't like it anyway)
Now you are just being unpleasant.
WE GOT THIS TOGETHER
I really enjoyed this song, man. I really did.
UGH'LL MAKE IT STOP!! All this friendship crap... I haven't even eaten dinner yet. Don't make me lose my lunch!
You, sir, have the same effect on me.
I am just the stronger man in this situation by not letting it get to me so bad I have to vomit.
But then again... BAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Twilight getting crushed by the cake... Maybe the gods are a little just.
You, sir, have some odd ideas.
STORM KING
Oh goody.....
Mmm... and Tempest, this is very interesting,
Yes, yes, most interesting....
FOR ME...
IT WASN'T MADE FOR YOU, JACKASS!
Yes, this is almost exactly like my Starfleet Season 5 when the Insectos invaded,
Dear lord, you actually think this is like something you wrote, and thus approve of it?
You, sir, are a dumbass.
(And I bless them for zapping Cadance first)
Well, aren't you just a petty jackass.
It's a pityt hey haven't any of starfleet's defenses. They could've blocked the invasion more easily.
Except Starfleet is woefully incompetent most of the time, with the only people who get any shit done being Lighting Dawn and his friends. Yes, his friends. They wouldn't have blocked the invasion in anyway.
THE MISSION
Well, well, just like my own Starfleet movie,
No, it most certainly is not, sir.
it's a quest is it; a quest to save your homeland, and people point fingers at ME?! HA!
You're.... you're serious?
People point fingers at you because you are an unoriginal hack who ignored copyright laws and refuses to admit he is wrong. EVER.
THE STORM KING HIMSELF
This is the big baddie? First impressions, not withstanding, but still got a long way to go.
Hey, he's a fun bad guy! May have picked up a villain ball, but he is still much more competent than anything you could write.
As for Tempest herself... So, he horn was damaged... kinda like how I had Twilight's wings destroyed in Starfleet Season 1. That's worth some points (It supports my writing style and ideals)
I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL....sorry, must be calm, think happy thoughts.
Now, where was I? Oh yeah.
You're a hack. You cannot use a much better work to support your writing style at all.
THE CITY
Well, the fact they said it's OUTSIDE of Equestria, I guess that confirms a bit more that Equestria really IS just a country on whatever planet it is. Still, I refuse to change my Starfleet fics (Too much work, I like it as it is, and thta's what ALTERNATE VERSES are about)
Well, what became of the city's inhabitants when Equestria was destroyed, may I ask?
and all these mysterious creatures, I approve whole-heartily; becuase it supports my writing style of making different and unusual creatures, be they from outer space or on the Pony Planet.
The fucking ego on this guy, Christ, it could be used to end world hunger if that was possible.
But Someone needs to inform Pinkie Pie she can't just say ANY-PONY... (THERE AREN'T ANY PONIES THERE!!!)
Now that is just looking for an excuse.
CAPPER
Hmm, he's pretty slick, and he seems to think realistically (To an extent)
You ignored Capper's character arc completely. He goes from being concerned with only himself to making friends with the ponies. Something which you would not understand.
PINKIE'S FALL
I knew there was a good reason I gave her wings at the end of Starfleet Season 3. Twilight may have saved her, but you can't always trust her to be there.
STOP IT! STOP USING THIS MASTERPIECE TO JUSTIFY YOUR NONSENSE!
CAPTAIN CELEANO and the PIRATES (Excuse me... "Swashbuckling Treasure Hunters")
Hmm... they seem to be slaves, rather than minions, but still... facing the Storm King's wrath if they defy him... I approve.
So, you're saying it is fine to simply bend over and let tyrants walk all over your rights?
Okay, whatever, ya hack.
TIME TO BE AWESOME
Tres... LAME... It's NOT always up to you, it isn't. (That's reality for ya) Naturally, if I wrote it,
If you....if you wrote it? What is wrong with you?
it'd be changed so they'd still pay the price...
That's not writing. That's called, "sick fetishism."
Really, Rainbow Dash... using the Sonic Rainboom to give away your position to the enemy... You're even dumber than I took you for.
Now see here! That was still awesome! Dumb, but awesome!
SIEGE OF THE SHIP
The Storm King has his own ACTION-FIGURES? Major loss of points there. Being evil isn't about being famous.
But I like the action figures.....I want one!
HAHAHAHAHA! OH... I LOVE the falling scene! and as for the makeshift balloon... well I can give Twilight the credit this time. She had the power and the resources.
Well.....then, I guess there are some things which even you can see is awesome.
THE HIPPOGRYPHS
First impressions, especially the queen, I'm reminded of the Littler Mermaid,
The.....Littler Mermaid?
Never heard of that film......
but I do like how the FRIENDS were all turned into sea creatures, kinda like how I TURNED THEM INTO HUMANOID PONIES IN STARFLEET (Score another one for my ideals and MLP actually using them)
That is not what happened. See, they didn't stay sea ponies. No, what you did was completely different. You removed them of their right to be Equestrian.
Princess Skystar... she's already making me sick with her giddiness (She's like half Pinkie Pie) Then again, her attitude is understandle, being stuck in the water for so long.
Meaning?
ONE SMALL THING
Not sure how to rate that one...
Nice to know something has left you speechless.
TWILIGHT STEALING
Tsk-tsk-tsk... like I made Grand Ruler teach Twilight in Starfleet Season 2... "Sometimes, the obvious choice is the wrong choice."[/b
"Hold still, ya three horned idiot, I'm gonna deck you now!"
He made her think her disobeying orders caused a family to get hurt! That's not a lesson, that's a puni-
Oh. Okay, okay, I understand, I see what you did.....
MAYBE I WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER OFF WITHOUT FRIENDS LIKE YOU
This line almost made me cry.
...Whoa! Even I am shocked (and I write up scenes like that all the time)
That line made him almost orgasm.
Still, I have to give this major points for the fallout.
Because Twilight has to suffer for being a good friend?
*Lightning Dawn to Twilight:* "I am very ashamed of you."
I will blow your brains out right now, Lightning Dawn, if you don't take that back. She was under pressure from having to save her friends and her home!
OPEN UP YOUR EYES
Finally, a song I like,
Why? Because it-
because it dissed friendship and gives you someone else's view of things.
Knew it. It supports your shitty writing style.
Screw you.
THE STORM KING... Again
Okay, this guy is seriously growing lamer. I like villains that hiss or talk deeply,
That's your issue here? He doesn't sound right for you?
not near comedic, but he is causing trouble, but he'll have to do better than what he's doing now.
Hey, a lot of great villains are comic in nature. Like Dark Helmet! Even the guy he parodies, Darth Vader, cracks a joke every now and then. The Storm King was underused, but you dislike him for completely different reasons.
This is that whole "stick one trait and stick with it" thing all over again, isn't it?
what's he's doing with the sun and moon is very dangerous... Unless of course in this universe it's the sun and moon that travel around the pony planet. (If like our Earth, the planet moved around the sun... changing the suns position like that would upset the gravitational balance of the orbit. The planet would either crash into the sun, or fly off into space and freeze)
You fail physics forever.
THE BATTLE
So the Pirates help the ponies... just like I make Starfleet help the Equestrians.
Starfleet doesn't help them so much as force them to become subjected to their laws and demands.
That's another point for my ideal writing, and another "YOU LOSE" to all my haters and mockers"
Bullshit.
(Seems to me MLP is starting to really support some of my style... and about time)
I will seriously tie your mouth shut with a spoon.
oh, and uh...
... FLUTTERSHY!!! (That is by far the stupidest Fluttershy moment I've ever seen)
This was my favourite Fluttershy moment for me.
THE STORM
WOW!! Finally, some incredible chaos and destruction! Why couldn't they do this before?!
TWILIGHT'S KINGDOM? WHEN TIREK ATTACKED, THAT WAS PRETTY, GAH! MY BRAIN!
Uh oh... Friendship again... feeling sick already!
This comforts me.
Damn it, Twilight, I was hoping Tempest would die too (Then again... it's MLP, predicitble)
........you, sir, are an asshole.
[Well, I liked a LITTLE of what this movies showed, and naturally I HATED a lot of it (I'm still AntI-Brony, and I can't change that) Nevertheless... for supporting my writing style, and actually doing a FEW THINGS MAY WAY FOR ONCE...
Your way are boring and tried clichés. This movie did them much better than you ever could. It doesn't support your writing style, it shuts it down.
I give this movie...
6.5 out of 10!
Everyone's a critic.
I give this movie a 9/10, and this review gets a fart in the face.
Any other counter reviews in the works?
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Yeah, when I get time.
Capper has a very common character arc; a character who goes from only caring about themself to caring about other people.
It shuts it down by showing how bad his writing style actually is