New to the *neig*-borhood

Oi! Yeah, you, pony Boy, what do ya fink yer' lookin' at!? 'Aven't you ever seen an Ork before? What!? You 'aven't? Well, guess I better introduce meself then. My name is Warboss Gremlok, an' I'ze got meself stuck in Equestria 'cuz of some umie Librarian from dem Space Marines, so now I'm stuck 'ere, an dare's nuffin' ta fight! I look around meself, an' all I can find are some puny batkat fingz! An' none of yeh ponies want a good fight!
What's wrong with you, not wanting ta knock some teef out and kill some Boyz!

Well, I'll get to da pointy end of da conversation. 'Cuz I'm a real literate Ork, I thought dat I would start writin' some real stories dat you ponies can't seem ta fink up! I'ze gunna show you all dat fight'n an' stompin' is da best way ta live yer life, not sittin' around on yer rump all day an' starin' at yer.....what do you call those fingz? Luvvaz? Yeah, dat'z right, luvvaz! You'd just sit down on yer rump all day an' stare at yer luvva awkwardly an' wait fer somefin' interesting ta happen to ya!

Well, real life dun work dat way! If it were real life, yer luvva would look back at yeh, get up, and punch yeh in da face, an' teach yeh a good lesson about real fight's, an dat love is REAL borin'!

So, now you know who I am, an dat I'll be makin' some storiez soon, an dat you'll love 'em!

Oh yeah, almost forgot....WAAAGH!!!