Requests · 11:27pm Aug 26th, 2016
I've been thinking about it, and I've decided to take some requests for stories to write. I'm not charging anything for it, mostly because I don't think my writing is that good, and also because setting up a place to take money is entirely too much work.
So, if you have an idea for a reasonable, relatively short story, feel free to leave it in the comments of this post or message me directly with it. It doesn't matter to me what genre(s) it is, since at this point I need practice with just about all of them. Slice of Life, Adventure, Romance, Clop, Grimdark, whatever, hit me with it! The only trouble would be with crossovers, since I might not have experience with the other source material. I am familiar with Fallout, so a Fallout: Equestria request is entirely possible, but I can't list everything I'm into here. If I'm familiar with whatever you want MLP crossed-over with, then I'll consider it. If not, sorry.
If I get swamped with responses (unlikely, but still) then I might not be able to complete them all quickly. Otherwise, expect maybe a few days to a week for each story. I'll message you if I take your request and I'll message you when it's finished and posted. Just please don't get your expectations up too high, you get what you pay for. You paid nothing 
If your story features OC characters, that's fine, just give me as much information about them as you can. Keep in mind that you will still probably know them much better than I do, so apologies if I have them do something you disagree with.
Your ideas can be as fleshed-out or vague as you want, just remember that I'm not promising to do every request.
Why do I bother, it's not like anyone's going to actually read this
1. If you dislike the Wonderbolts as much as I do then you can write a fic where Celestia discontinues the Wonderbolts and throws Spitfire in the dungeon for all the malarkey she's pulled.
Spitfire and her cronies were easily knocked out by Rarity who didn't even TRY to hit them. Rarity isn't weak but she's not THAT strong.
Spitfire almost got 5 civilians killed then blamed someone else for her own stupidity. Everything bad that happened in Wonderbolts Academy only happened because Spitfire thinks that being reckless and stupid is a good thing, and if you say she 'learned her lesson in that episode' keep in mind she's been the leader of the Wonderbolts for a long time since then and judging from her childish ideologies from that episode she's the most dangerous kind of idiot.
In Top Bolt Spitfire was too lazy and incompetent to notice that two of her students were not doing very well. And if that wasn't bad enough she shirked her responsibilities on RD and Twilight and threatened RD about it which is the full definition of bratty and ungrateful. The map literally sent RD and Twilight to do HER job because she's too mean and lazy to do it herself.
In Rainbow Falls she ditched Soarin for RD.
In Rarity investigates Soarin stupidly decided that RD was guilty without any proof of any kind even though it was just as likely that HE did it to get rid of his boss, or that Spitfire lied about that letter, or that Rarity did it because she thought it could help RD, or perhaps Spitfire's mom lied to get her daughter out of there.
In Newbie Dash she allowed her subordinates to resort to childish name calling, in fact she joined them like the brat she is, and as a result injuries almost happened. Seriously, Spitfire is an adult and that behavior is what you'd expect from a child just before receiving a spanking and here we have a so called professional adult behaving that way.
I don't disapprove of her because she's a drill sergeant btw but because she's in to being one in exchange at actually getting things accomplished and she wants to be the best in exchange at being honorable.
So you could write an accusatory fic where the Wonderbolts finally receive their overdue comeuppance for their grade school level misbehavior they've done. Celestia and Spitfire's mom approach her and basically fire her and scold her. Spitfire's mom could say something like "Have I taught you nothing?!" And you could also maybe have RD punch Spitfire in the face for all the pain she's put her through.
No clop, shipping, romance, fetishes, or cursing please keep it E rated; and have Spitfire, her mother, and Celestia in it (or perhaps others if you want).
2. How about an alternate universe fic where the yaks did declare war on Equestria so Celestia sends 300 earthpony guards to fight in the narrow crevasse that borders the mountains with Equestria to keep the yaks at bay for as long as possible. The 300 earthponies keep 120,000 yaks at bay for a long time but they get betrayed by a local farmer assistant who reveals an even narrower shortcut past the earthponies.
I know you said crossovers would be a problem but I hope a parody of the 1962 300 Spartans will be doable.
No gore, sex, or anything inappropriate; and keep the violence to a minimum.
3. How about a fic where Pinkie Pie never finished fifth grade and it bothers her so she goes back to school to finish 5th grade in Cheerilee's class.
Or you could do Applejack instead.
Nothing inappropriate.