THIS MAY COME AS RANDOM BUT

So I'm reading this book called Will Grayson, Will Grayson.
Near the end of the book, there is a play.
And, let me quote....

And then the song turns into a call and response, with Tiny singing his surprise that I knew he was gay and me singing it was obvious.
"But I'm a football player."
"Dude, you couldn't be gayer."
"I thought my straight-acting deserved a Tony.
"But, Tiny, you own a thousand My Little Ponies!"

I'm reading this, headphones on, with Rainbow Factory playing.
NOW I REALLY WANT TO GET BACK TO MY OLD WRITING WAYS.