Succesful First Story

So my first upload was a fantastic success and while I succeeded in only emotionally scarring 2 people and insulting 1 other, my work remains unfinished. I would also like to thank the few who read and liked the story and this post-celebratory blog post. Unfortunately, I could not invite you to the party since I do not know any of you and my intense fear of having my vintage Jolly Rancher collection stolen clouded my judgement. Still, you'd be happy to know that the cake was pretty good.

Future projects, if they pass the intense moderation process and scrutiny from the community, will certainly leave you crying (whether this is good or bad depends on the mental stability of the reader).
Just a heads up, if you're not into things that might incite deep arousal in your personal being then you might want to skip my stories meant for more adult audiences. This does not mean, however, that I'll only be making stories to make your pants happy from now on.

Anyway, thanks for the kind words and I hope to be serving your future nightmare fuel needs.