A self-indulgent list of cringe worthy quotes: To be continuously updated

1. "My name's Anonymous. People, uh, ponies call me Anon for short. I was named it because my parents didn't like stories in which humans have names because it gives away a lot of the ability for readers to relate to the main character."
~A terrible excuse (made in character)from an AiE fic~
Wow, I hope that was only a bad joke by the Author