I did it! Yay... I guess? · 1:27am Sep 7th, 2012
Yes! I finally did another chapter of TPFLoAC, which stands for The Pony-Filled Life of Alexis Creek, and it's a semi-good story made by yours truly. I attempted to make the chapters longer than usual, meaning at least 1,000 words each, and boy, that's hard! Usually, I just went with the flow on TSFGTO (Twilight Sparkle Finally Gets Ticked Off, a cute little story about Trollestia, Pinkie Troll, and your favorite pony Twi. The chapters were, what? 500 words each? I can imagine you now, doing the BAH-HA-HA! Rainbow Dash laugh in my face. Well, would you rather work HARD on the story or write 500-700 words at a time?!
Anyways, I finally did another chapter of Life of Alexis, which is what I'm calling it to shorten it up. I just realized, my acronyms stink. (wa-wa-wa-WAAAAA sound effect in my face, oh boo-hoo.) It's so much easier to say Life of Alexis. I can't type acronyms fast. (once again, wa-wa-wa-WAAAA sound effect in my face.)
Lolzo. Anyways, the new chapter I've released is like, what? Chapter 5 or something? Anyways, it's kind of weird. Alexis goes completely crazy and passes out from mental strain, and then this weird manticore guy that's not revealing his true form and is dressing up as a manticore for now warns her about a great evil.
Oh Celestia, Life of Alexis is getting sooooo cliche! Someone save me from this... this horribleness! This clicheness! I'm so ashamed! Okay, not really! Lots of books are cliche! I can name, like... um...
Well, I just thought of one! YAY!
You: oh, what, is it Life of Alexis?
Me: Um, no... maybe... OKAY YES IT IS, SOMEONE HELP ME I'M A TERRIBLE AUTHOR!
You know, this blogging stuff is funz. Imma do it again.
ROYAL CANTERLOCK IS ON! LUNA WOULD LIKE THEE TO PLEASE TUNE IN TO LIFE OF ALEXIS, EVEN THOUGH IT STINKS! *ALEXIS GLARES!* BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO TURN THE ROYAL CANTERLOCK ON, EAT PIE, LIFE LIFE, AND EAT SOME MORE PIE! UNTIL YOU'RE SO FAT YOU CAN'T EAT ANYMORE PIE. THEN READ LIFE OF... WHAT WAS IT CALLED AGAIN? STRIFE OF ALEXIS? NO? BEEF OF ALEXIS? LIFE OF SHMELLEXIS? WHAT ABOUT LIFE OF BELLEXIS? NO? OH, I'LL JUST STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
