I’m just venting a little anger, no need to read if you don’t want to. · 5:51pm Sep 5th, 2012
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Question : what would you do if someone’s dog toke a dump on your lawn, laughed at it and walked away.
Let me start by saying that I love all animals big or small, but when it comes to their owners… that’s when I feel like either killing their pets or them.
I am at the moment staying at my brother’s farm, looking after it while he is out of country on work. He has a few barns that he rents out to some of the local fishermen and farmers. It is one of these farmers that really made my piss boil. (Danish saying for being pissed off)
I was sitting in the kitchen/living space, switching between my homework and writing a little in one of my fanfics when suddenly I hear something moving outside one of the open windows. Shortly after the faint smell of shit reaches my nose.
I look out the window and see a German Shepard running around in my brother’s yard and a few feet from the window was a nice and fresh pile of shit. I walked out of the house and called the dog to me (I knew the dog, I am not a stranger to it) I then walked around back where the owner was and forced his dog into his car.
He instantly began scolding me about how I was treating his “poor” dog. I responded with the same angry tone to him and told him that his dog had just taken a shit on my brother’s lawn. Now instead of apologizing he just laughed and said, and I quote “Hvis man skal, så skal man (if you got to go, you got to go)”
At this point I very angry and told him that if he did remove the shit and take it with him I would make sure the it would find its way into his stuff. After a heated discussion with him I walked back into the house and waited to see if he came to remove the shit or if he drove off.
He drove away of course and I dropped most of the shit down into his boots that stood on his tractor.
I wonder how he’ll react to it once he puts them on.
This is of course just an angry rant I would not kill any humans or animals and I know that there are a lot of responsible animal owners out there.
Now another question : what would you have done?
And lastly respect to you if you read it all
TL:DR
Dudes dog shat on my brothers lawn, I put the shit into dudes boots, waiting for dude to find out about shit in boots.
Sue'd him.
revenge is a wonderful thing, but just remember, it works both ways
Why didn't you just clean up the mess and get on with your day? Things are going to get worst when you decided to do a pointless offensive simply to get even.
way to go dude.
338096 wish i could do that, but no cand do in Denmark
338105 Yeah i know and It not going to end well.
338106 Yeah you are right, but i was just pissed when it happened and his attitude didnt really help me think more rationel.
I know it was stupid, but done is done.
338146 Danke