I must have jokes!

I need as many Chuck Norris jokes (or facts, whatever) as possible... No reason...(I'm writing a story about him)

I used to know a lot, but the only ones I can remember right now are:

•Chuck Norris was once bitten by a snake. After days of pain and suffering, the snake finally died.
•Chuck Norris beat a snake/fish at a staring contest.
•Chuck Norris wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes.
•Chuck Norris died years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
•Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
•Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
•Chuck Norris and Superman fought once. The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants from then on.
•Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his own two hands.

That's all I can remember right now. If anybody is willing to tell me more, please do so.