Confessions · 6:03pm Aug 24th, 2012
Guys. It's time for me to talk about a serious subject. I have a secret that I've been keeping from you all up until now. It's a dark secret. One that may well shock you.
The truth is that I... I HAVE A CRUSH ON APPLEJACK.
Damn those golden flanks.
It's okay. I Pinkie promise not to tell.
Meh. Doesn't bother me. For one, to each his own. For another, Applejack is second-best pony, best of the Mane 6. For yet another... something. Oh, right, same as Traveler. I Pinkie Promise not to deal with this information in any way that will be bad for you, such as mockery, telling others, etc.