Puns!!!!!!!!!! · 3:26pm Feb 16th, 2016
my friend tried annoying me with a bird pun but toucan play at that game.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
a friend of mine burned down his bakery. His career is now toast.
A man got his left arm and left leg cut off. He is only halve the man he used to be.
I would tell you a chemistry joke but I fear I won't get a reaction.
did you hear about the guy who got in the head with a can of soda? he was lucky it was a soft drink.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory all I did was take a day off.
A book fell on my head I only have myshelf to blame.
My maths teacher called me average how mean.
No matter how you push the envelope it will still be stationary.
Why did the chicken cross the road? to see his flat-mate.
Why are skeletons calm because nothing gets under their skin.
Why can't skeletons play church music? because they have no organs.
3758316 See! Laughs dad was wrong!