Hello, Everypony... · 4:19pm Aug 13th, 2012
Is this working? I don't know if I have much time... Gosh, it sure is hard to type... fingers are really hard to work... Goddesses, please help me! Index fingers aren't going to get me anywhere!
Ok, everypony, my name is Leafwing, and I have temporarily taken over... Meatabex's silly mind. He keeps yelling at me to stop, but I'm not going to. Gosh, he sure is awkward, isn't he?
Anyways, I just wanted to pop by and say SERIOUSLY, MEATABEX? You wrote a story about my life?
He's pissed that you guys actually now know that its technically an autobiography (mostly!) and yes, he's the one that does all the awkward shipping. I am actually quite the expert when it comes to making out, but he wouldn't let me for most of the trip, and so, I humbly apologize for the next part he is about to publish.
I don't care, MAX! You stop it! You stop it or I'm gonna make you a mare again! Oh, you think it'll make it harder to type? Just watch!
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See, I can type. How, you may ask?
Wings are very flexible appendages, you know. Especially in bed... ohoohoh, you really let that one slip, didn't you, Meatabex? Or should I refer to you as your real name? Maxwell? That's right, now the world knows you.
Anyways, I'm going to embarrass him even further by telling all of you that he did have an intense crush on Doctor Whooves at one point in our adventures together. And he really enjoys being a mare. And kissing. And- okay, I won't say it. But you kinda already told everyone when you quipped that one wing part...
Well, anyways, he's fighting back, and he wants to return to his old awkward self, so anyways, from Ponyville, Equestria, I would just like to say, keep writing the story! It's surprisingly accurate! ehehehhehe you'll see what I mean...
Your friend (and his mare side)
Leafwing
... Oh hilarity!
284334 Hiya Samaru!
I recognize these ponies in the icons. Wow, humans really built this franchise well, didn't they!
Well, anyway, back to the topic at hoof. You've been following the story for a while, haven't you?
I'll try to take over Maxwell every few days or so. On a side note, he sure loves bondage, don't you, Max?
Heheh, I love tormenting him. He's such a foal in my hooves.
284535 Oh, of course not!
Ask away!
284587 Well...
As for the first question, that will be answered in the story. As probably will the second one.
I can't ruin any details of my autobiography by telling you the next two.
Yes, I probably would have. I've always dreamed of flying (by the way, Max does as well
) and its unbelievable how awesome it feels!
He is about 16, I'm guessing a little over, maybe.
I'm so sorry I couldn't answer your other questions, but I feel like I have all of you wrapped around my hoof, and to just answer all of your questions would be rudely anti-climatic. I love to build suspense around my... lovely readers.