HIATUS

I AM NOT IN ONE. Kk? It's just taking a long time to get a new chapter out, aight? That goes for immortals too, though that story is A LOT LESS IMPORTANT AND OH MY GOD I'M YELLING.

Also, every one who is subscribed to me, and my stories (AKA NOBODY) sorry about this. Its just... well I am shit at writing filler. A lot of you may have noticed that when a scene drags on for the sake of lore that I don't really care about (OMGWTFBBQ PATCH IS A TROUBLED INDIVIDUAL, VEX CURSES A LOT) or because it wouldn't seem natural for people irl to shrug stuff off, my narrative deflates like a fat man's genitalia when he's about to score because he's an insecure and nervous mofo. And holy sheet, motherfookin next chapter... Pipsqeak and his shipmates are so FOOKING NORMAL. They aren't boring. They're just normal. You see, all the characters on Patch's ship are quirky, vulgar, weird, and downright rude and unpredictable. I mean, they're goodwill'd pirates, whaddya expect? But Pipsqueak and his friends are polite, calm, and collected. BORING AS FUCK. However I just finished after writing like, 50 words a day, and I am ready to rock and roll with the fight scene. I don't really care about spoilers (I'm still not gonna give you anything remarkable in the slightest) but you can expect Fluttershy kicking ass, Scootaloo scooting over people's faces, Vex firing off six flintlocks (because she's shit with a blade), Patch holding a sword in his mouth awkwardly and going berserk at someone who said "peanut" which somehow correlates to his dead wife (not really), and Pipsqueak being horribly disadvantaged but being awesome all the same.

PEACE.

P.S. I will probably never get all angsty like most incredibly talented artists and authors always do for some reason sying "AHH MY WORK IS SHIT, NOBODY LIKES MY WORK, INCLUDING MYSELF" because I'm just not like that. But then again my works not that greaFIGHT THE ANGST!

Srsly tho, I'm like really fuckin happy right now, and I don't know why.