Fiendship is Magic Comic 3 (Spoilers) · 8:40am Nov 10th, 2015

So, I guess I got around to reading the Fiendship is Magic comics, and this is my...review? Opinion? I guess both, on the 3rd issue with the Dazzlings. Enjoy!

The DAZZLINGS! Yay! :D
P.S. It took me ages to download this. And then I had to download something else.
Fck it. We're doing this the youtube way! Okay!

Adagio: "Ah, Trottingham was so tasty!"

Oh god...SONATA! If you guys think she wasn't evil after my whole blog about it, think again! This proves it all! Well, whether or not you think it's canon is a different story, but I think you should
Yes, let's attack Canterlot. That'll go so well XD

Adagio: "The city where stars are made! The city were legends are born! The very heart of Equestria!"

Say that in Adagio's voice, I dare you. Also, the legends are born XD Yes, you guys are one of them.
Well, at least we know Sonata isn't entirely out of her movie character. She grins, at least.
Aria, I love you. The only one who's actually cautious. She really should've been the leader.
I mean, seriously:

Aria: "...and the Princess and the Royal Guard. Adagio, are you sure this is wise?"

I love Aria so much more now
Oh, WOW

Aria: "If we're caught using mind control magic in the capital, it'll mean our banishment! Or worse!"
"Adagio: If we're caught."

Aria, stop making me love you!
Also, Adagio, that never really works XD

Adagio: "Soon we'll have all of Equestria under our command! And it all begins...in Canterlot!"

Wait, so...the sirens can just stroll around...like normal...
I guess since everyone's been under their spell, they wouldn't be seen or known as evil
That's pretty good actually

Sonata: "It's incredible! It's...it's..."
Aria: "The greatest thing since sliced bread!"
Sonata: "What's 'sliced bread'?"
Aria: "They just invented it last week."

Never in my life have I found anything so funny!

Adagio: "Ah ha! Perfect! A music competition!"

Pretty good idea, but that doesn't work out so well in the future XD

Adagio: "A...musical showcase?"

...
Coltosseum? Seriously?

Sonata: "Ooh! I can try that tune I've been working on!"

Aria: "Not like that, Sonata. We'll have an audience to hypnotise."
Sonata: "Ohhhh."

Seems my theory is either fading, or getting stronger XD
BWAH HA HA! Those poker faces! XD
I dare you to say this as well:

Adagio: "Come on— let's see what the competition is like!"

OMG the Dazzlings are really cute in this! They're so...so tiny!
AWWW...Wait, why didn't it work?! That...what?! I—
I WILL DESTROY THOSE LOUSY CANTERLOT PONIES!

Aria: "They kind of had a point, Adagio. We've been using the same music for forever."

Is Sonata gonna make more songs? Please tell me she will!

Adagio: "Yes, and it always works! Why change what works?"

Adagio: "Stir? You're just moving the oats from one area of the pot to another. What's the point?"

Sonata: "Huh?"
Aria: "We need to come up with new songs."
Sonata: "Oh."

Come on...

Adagio: "I suppose your right...but how?"

I'm sorry...what? Did I just read that correctly? Adagio is actually LISTENING to ARIA?
Wow.
Also, Sonata's smiling. That's a good sign.

Aria: "Sonata, what are you eating?"
Sonata: "It's called gum! It's like food you don't eat!"

Also, Adagio invented pop music from Sonata's bubblegum XD I want to believe that's true XD

Adagio: "Our new music shall be 'pop'!"

Again, say that in her voice, I dare you.

Aria: "'Pop' music?"
Sonata: "Sounds dangerous..."
Adagio: "'Nay! Tis the solution to our dilemma!"

Okay, seriously, say that one in her voice! XDDD
Sonata and Aria look at eachother like
"She's gone crazy again."
"Yep."
I didn't like the song at all XD I'm sorry, but what? It's crap! XD

"Nopony noticed the energy they were drawing from them.
Nopony, that is, except Starswirl the Beaded."

Okay, I missed typing a lot, but those songs XD
Will we get to see them as humans? Just once...?
How could the sirens use their magic for good?
Well, actually, the music didn't make people argue this time. Why is that? Maybe, just maybe, the sirens gain energy from the mood their affected by. And since they were unhappy in the human world, they discovered they collected energy from unhappiness, compared to how happy they actually were in Equestria.

Aria: "Where—Where are we?"
Sonata: "What happened to my hooves?!
Adagio: "Curse that old fool! He's trapped us in another world!"

Somewhere along the line, Adagio changed, I'm telling you XD

Aria: "I–I can't feel my magic! This is a world without magic!"

Woah...calm down there XD

Adagio: "Not entirely without...there's still a whisper of magic in our pendants. Enough for us to keep singing! Enough to gather the energy of chaos...and maybe one day...to go back home."

SEE STARSWIRL THE FCKING BEARDED! THATS ALL THEY WANT! TO GO HOME! YOU BIG MEANIE!
Have...have they been wearing those for 1000 years?

Oh.
OH.
OHHHHH.
WAIT A SECOND!
The buildings! The clothes! This!
PSSHAW! The sirens haven't been on this earth for 1000 years! They've obviously also travelled through time! What other explanation would their be?! Buildings certainly didn't look like that 1000 years ago!
*laughs* PFFT- THIS IS HILAIROUS AND AMAZING AT THE SAME TIME!
Okay, done XD Oh god this is amazing! It was so funny and explains so much and makes me want to fricking destroy Starswirl! Okay done XD