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Nov
6th
2015

Random Thoughts on Smooth Criminal · 2:19am Nov 6th, 2015

I'm a couple months late in this, but this is what immediately came to me:

It came into your apartment
Purple goo stains -- on the carpet
It ran underneath the table
It could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK, Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
You've been hit by -
You've been caught by -
A Smooze criminal

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