MY FACE ATTEMPTED TO DIVE INTO THE CONCRETE! But sadly, it didn't turn out well. · 11:55pm Nov 3rd, 2015
So, I was riding my bike when I crossed a four way intersection, and a driver in a red SUV runs his red light and hits my back tire. Then my face took the dive. So, do you all like my new scar?
*Ahem*
MEDIC!
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*Uncovers ears*
Nah, all I need to do is run some salt and lemon with bleach in it. It's all good.
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Really, my knee slammed into my bike frame, so it hurts a lot more than anything right now. But my face is numb, so to nerve loss in that area. Oh, and I've got scars all over my body.
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Wow, what did you do to make that happen? For me, my worst injury is my left ulna and radius bones. They have been broken three times.
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Oh, did you jump up and get pushed to the ground? Or did you just get ran through?
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Ah, that can do it.
Hm, how do you feel about MMA?
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Hm, not really. You see, the difference between the World Wrestling Entertainment company and Mixed Martial Arts is that the practitioners of MMA learn effective and realistic techniques, while WWE does not.
Also, what makes you think that WWE and MMA are so similar?
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Well, WWE is not as full contact as MMA. Here, look.
I was going to ask if you held interest in MMA, but it seems that you really don't.
Well, other than basketball, what other sport do you play? And if the answer is none, then what are some of your hobbies if you don't mind my asking?