Oh this is neat.

I get a nifty little place to talk about my feelings and whatnot. If I ever end up using any. So, if anyone is reading this:

Hi, I'm Sleestack, big into metafiction, big into drugs.

Ha ha! I jest. Totally. Don't do drugs. At all.

Yes... yes... what else?

I apologize ahead of time if I offend anyone, it's in my nature.

I think that's about it.

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Is he gone? Oh thank goodness. My name's Mr. Murk. You can call me Sleestack too, }{'m used to being called that. Anyway, }{ put myself in charge of interactions with other human beings, Sleestack isn't too good at that, he's got a bit of an ego.