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His Dark Materials


We Sing. We Dance. We Steal Things. Quite a misdeed, stealing things. I suppose that's why all my ideas are completely unoriginal.

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First Ever Blog Entry (Innovative title, no?) · 3:38pm Aug 23rd, 2015

This place seems rather nice, doesn't it?

Has a nice feel to it, cozy, friendly and positively brimming with colours. Even has that warm, "baked goods" smell - ooh, lovely. I think one can see that it's my first time here, and that maybe I'm breaking some rules of online brony etiquette already. Patience, I'll stumble, but I'll get there. I can already see myself: drowning in the bottomless ocean of desire for the many ships I sail, having a humble slice of life pie, and then I'll join in with a few of my own works!

Now I'm terrified. My published works shall be eviscerated for tiny grammar mistakes, my ideas will be challenged, and after the long trek of starting in the shadows of established authors, I'll have to sate my readers with constant, steady chapter updates - lest I receive a verbal castration. I'm fourteen, and already facing the worst test in my writing career. Oh, well. Not one to back down without throwing some sarcastic curveballs of my own entertainment. Right into the face of those who oppose me.

I'm sure I'm going to love it here.

Don't challenge it. I shall have a good time here. Test this, and you will fail.

Yours sincerely,

HDM

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I wish you luck :twilightsmile:

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