The Dragonfather · 5:10am Jul 31st, 2012
The colts want to be me.
The Mares want to be with me.
Equestria's most dangerous dragon.
Celestia's most feared...Ally....for now.
I am the dragon father.
I'll fake your parents suicide, and have you tossed in a orphanage. When you come of age I'll have you raped and have it video taped. Than just to spite you, I'll take a HIV infected needle and strike you, as well as anyone who resembles or looks like you. This is all just to teach you the difference between the student and the master. I've mastered the art of creating natural disasters and I'll never get caught up in the rapture.