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TacticalRainboom


I wrote some stories for you. I hope you enjoy them.

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  • 452 weeks
    A quick Slamjam postmortem note

    So, the creator of one of the OCs I wrote about just about flipped his lid at me because I gave his character a gay shipping story, ruining his message of platonic bromance and emotionally vulnerable heterosexual dudes.

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  • 453 weeks
    Part 1: Poetry

    “But I hate poetry” well that’s because you’re doing it wrong. A poem of the type that we were told to write in this class is just a short, condensed piece of work that shows who you are and what you do as a writer.

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  • 454 weeks
    Lesson 0: Learn the rules before you break them

    I know full well that I'm talking down to a lot of people in this post--my excuse is that writing it out is also a way for me to refresh the lessons in my own mind. Story tags are because I plan to go back and "grade myself" based on my own advice as i write these.

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  • 455 weeks
    All is right in ponydom

    I know, I said I would do a thing, and then I didn't.

    I will. I promise. Next post.

    But first, I need to share this with you: a friend has informed me that One Terrible Writer has posted all of his stories, previously thought to be lost forever, on fanfiction.net.

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  • 457 weeks
    Knighty HATES him! Honolulu-area baker reveals how to improve your writing with 3 simple rules!

    I’ve seen it a few times, and you probably have too: people will say stuff along the lines of “I bet this person took a community college course in creative writing and now they think they're so great.” It’s a very resonant insult for classists like me. Besides, it’s rooted in fact: the level of literacy needed to pass community college courses in this town is miserably low.

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Aug
3rd
2015

In the moment before her execution, she realized what it meant to be a princess, to be alive, to be Twilight. · 11:14pm Aug 3rd, 2015

A while ago, I wrote a quick bit (which I won't link, because it's bad) about Twilight Sparkle's planeswalker spark igniting when a season finale/opener goes wrong and she is defeated by a villain. Bonus points because she's already said to have a "spark."

I thought about turning it into a full on crossover fic where she finds herself in... somewhere iconic and not distracting like Dominaria I guess, and is tutored by someone iconic and not distracting like Jace I guess, who is frustrated with Twilight's apparently low power level and takes a long time to figure out that the magic of friendship is not, in fact, blue mana. But MTG lore can only be found in vague blurbs and really shitty novels, so I didn't follow through.

But this latest set, Origins, it's all about doing pretty much exactly what I was planning on--they've written five (very) short stories about five iconic Planeswalkers who previously had vague or nonexistent origin stories. This includes some questionable writing decisions and some serious, egregious retconning.

Which has me thinking about who else besides Twilight has a backstory befitting a Planeswalker.

Anna is too slow to save Elsa. Instead, Elsa explodes just like Chandra and wipes out half her kingdom.

Robin drives her sword into Grima's heart. She disappears without a trace, and to her dismay, finds herself still alive and full of unspeakable dark magic that she must never allow back into her own world.

Pretty much every League of Legends character follows the formula.

Commander Shepard weighs her options for a bit, and chooses Orange.

Hiccup, uh... I haven't actually seen this movie, but it's literally all about dragons I'm sure you'll think of something.

Anakin Skywalker is led to believe that he killed his wife.

I wish there was a way to say Maya Fey but there isn't.

Bruce Wayne's parents get shot.

Your ideas?

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