The Most WTF Dream I've Had All Week. · 12:50pm Jul 23rd, 2015
Everyone wants to change the world.
In this dream, I found myself to be a working girl who looked like Pearl from Steven Universe except did not have a gem and had the colors and outfit of Anna from Frozen. I was working in a city that was evolving with the use of science, and was a secret project by the government which would be used to test and see how people (and ponies, yes, they're in this dream too) would react to a scientific environment which used bitcoins instead of real money.
This city was very prosperous, and I remember not even having to work that hard for my share as hard as I'd have to work to clean the house, which is something I did in the dream. Fluttershy and I were trusted to clean the house, as ordered by my mother, and we did. It took a long time, and I remember being stuck in a trance in which I kept spraying my beds with Lysol and I would not stop. It soon became night.
Suddenly, I wander off into the night and find myself with an overwhelming power. A power I could use to change the world. I fly into the air and locate the government, taking them down swiftly and easily, and I expose this Project, Project: [I don't remember what it was]. to the world, and I become the government to lead the entire world.
I change, however, and become a ethereal fairy like goddess with whitish pink hair and glowing white eyes. I am in a dress similar to Elsa's and I wouldn't go as far to say now I looked like Opal from Steven Universe fused with Elsa. In fact, I even used ice powers during the part of the dream where I changed the world, literally.
I know I'm erratic right now, but the dream is fleeting away right now from my memories and I need to get it down as quickly as possible.
I begin chopping off parts of the world's land mass, starting with China. Birth rates go up and the land becomes more green. Someone asks me this from space, I'm in fucking space and can communicate telepathically with people and ponies down below. Awesome, right? Lol. I was asked if cutting off land mass would make the oceans bigger, to which I reply, "No, it makes the earth smaller."
The earth soon becomes the same size as the moon. Don't ask me why I did this, Goddess Opal Elsa wasn't thinking either, but it worked. The earth became more fertile and lively, but we were displaced into some spot in the solar system and lost a lot of our clouds. So, I simply made new ones.
The world had literally come together in peace and harmony, and I looked onto it from space. I was proud of myself for this great achievement, but then I suddenly heard crying (in the vacuum of space) coming from a cloud that looked like me but in a cloud form.
The cloud explains that she is my lost humanity, that I had to give up in order to become an all powerful goddess. She says now she will drift alone in the clouds of space until she is forever lost. She remarks that the next star closest to the sun is a small quasar (which isn't true, is it? The closest stars to us are the Alpha Centauri), and implies that is where she will commit suicide since she has no purpose anymore.
I tell her that even within my almighty power there's no way I can enjoy the joys of my human and pony friends as well as the beautiful world I have created. Which for some reason the earth becomes regular sized again.... Idk, maybe the earth just got fat from eating solar radiation, because i noticed even the usual most desertous of places like the Sahara were now green. The water looked a more clean and healthy blue, and the light of the sun reflected brightly from the surface onto the cloud-me.
Cloud-me began drifting off into space, but i tackled her and embraced her tightly, beginning to cry. I tell her that she can enjoy my humanity for me, and i begin teleporting back down to earth until we hit the atmosphere, when i decide to descend instead of teleport down.
"You don't have the sense to keep teleporting?" she cries, as i know she has a fear of evaporation from the heat caused by reentering the earth's atmosphere.
I teleport us down in the center of our home city, the first city of the future, and Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie are already there. Pinkie thinks that the cloud-me is alien cotton candy, but i inform her that it is in some way actually me.
The cloud-me asks how can she live in a world like this, and i tell her i can fix her right up.
I use my powers to form her cloudy form into a human form. It ends up as my previous human form and she hops with joy thanking me.
Now my humanity can enjoy the world i have made. I ascend to space to continue watching over the world while my human form descends from the building with Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie, then joined by each of the Mane Six as they hold her with Twilight's magic. I can hear her laughing and wailing in joy, and it brings a tear to my eyes, resulting in rain.
As they fly through the city of everyone's dreams, Twilight runs into a billboard and the dream ends as a still shot of everyone losing their course and scattering through the air. Human me is still happy, even as she is flying into the end of the unknown of this vast world.
A title screen comes up. Select scene, credits, deleted scenes, etc are all there.
>tfw my dream was a movie made by Pixar.
Strangely enough that's not the most outlandish Dream ever
David Lynch is probably reading this and making it his next project, with Kyle MacLachlan as you and .Isabella Rosselini as Fluttershy, and, for no reason, a backwards-talking midget.
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one of the weirdest i've had is the one where i'm a demon girl being brutally murdered by some girl who was a lover of mine
the weirdest dream is one i can't remember, i'll have to search for it in my dream journal
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there have been those in my dreams
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lol, so is the NSA
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Kyle MacLachlan, Isabella Rosselini, or the backwards-talking midget?
3262358 one of my weirdest was WW2, with the Axies being good, with MLP song signing around and me riding a magical whale into battle against the angel from hell.
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the midget
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lul
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lolz
3262405 *throws pokeball at you*
this dream should be a story.
you could be like superman
3262405 I had a strange dream too last night . I was in the very back row of what it looked like to be a movie threader. It was very dark and (people or ponies I could not tell ) where sitting in them but there was no movie playing in fact no screen at all!
Then I heard an odd noise up a head but did not see where it came form. All the sudden everybody around me lifted up a sign saying yes or no on them expect for one person who held up a sign that said maybe . I looked looked a little closer to see that it was Discord but, right when I saw it was him everything turned all bright and I was sitting next to my uncle in that same room and he was sitting where I saw Discord . Soon we left the place and went to a zoo . My uncle then got cased away by cops , and we ran back to the car driving away next I woke up.
Actually, that was a good dream IMO! I had a pony dream once. In my dream, I was a pony (A stallion, of course) and I was with Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer. We were in the human world but we were still ponies somehow. For some reason, we decided to race (I believe it was Pinkie's idea
) and we did. Pinkie won, of course, but we raced again, and this time, I used a shortcut and I won 
And then we raced again, and although I used a shortcut, Pinkie won 
! And Sunset was #2, and I was #3.