Stories! Why!?

Why must the stories one is heavily interested in always seem to update after multiple days of working?
Any that wish may comment/answer.

Comments

[sierra_seven_]

Because Discord escaped onto the Internet, and set my goddamn wallpaper as chocolate rain. You get the elements of harmony, and I'll get Pinkie Pie to destroy the 4th wall again. This time, he goes through a rock crusher.

[Reaper1oo]

259613
Makes as much sense as anything else,
but now to digress = How did you get here
To this blog, I'm curious and have (consistent) internet at the moment

[sierra_seven_]

259620 I think you replied to a comment I made somewhere, and I'm bloody bored, so I decided to look at your page. Also, I'm trying to write but I have serious writers block. Oh well

[Reaper1oo]

259645
Oh, that makes a lot more sense than what I was thinking.
Writer's block is like wall, with out better information at hand one must hope it is thin-friend of mine
So....what's it like being bored to the point of "bloody"

(I know it is a "Queens English-English term to emphasize whatever's after it, so lets go literal)

[sierra_seven_]

Bored to the point of 'bloody'? Sir, 'tis like reading Cupcakes, Sweet Apple Massacre and Rainbow Factory at once, while having a Japanese gymnast awarded a silver medal even though he fell off the bloody pommel horse. Aww horseapples, I did it again. Also, it's nice to see an American that understands the Queen's English

[Reaper1oo]

Awer tha'd be a shame lad, a damn fine shade o' shame that!
Reading all thos 'orrid fictions (Mutter: 'op'filly), but wat do I know, jus 'ow to not get killed is all, and doin accents in textual medium truly horribly!
I haven't been watching the olympics, I find them a mite boring, plus I feel the need to root for two countries every-time!
I work with a lot of Brit's, good lads they are