I watched Onion Friend and... (Spoilers for SU... duh) · 12:27am Jul 16th, 2015
What the fuck. For realsies, WHAT THE FLYING FUCK I WATCHED? 
I don't even-So wanna see weirdness? Get it after the break!
Okay, so as a Onion episode everyone knew weird stuff was coming, but past stuff? No. And the actually showed Vidalia's relationship with Amethyst and it was so cute :3 Vidalia is the mom you wanna have, know why? Because her first instinct was to pull out a fucking shotgun when Steven and Amethyst walked in:
Also she's a artist and paints Amethyst:
Man, I love Vidalia 
And I ship Amethyst and Vidalia and you can't do anything to stop me because now it's too late I'm already doing it even if Vidalia is straight. Try and catch me nerds! *cough* Now let's talk about how Onion just showed his fucking birth video for Steven... WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS KID?! But really it was great on how Onion gave Steven a Explorer Gal, but in the end Onion is still weird. Also this is what was in my mind while I watched it:
Basically that. Day three: I live! But a little traumatized... (THANKS ONION!) So tomorrow we have Jamie episode! I dunno if I get excited or not, but I'm sure that friday's episode gonna bring the feels. Just sayin'. But for now fuck this shit because I'm out!
Onion is a creep. That is all.
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Me before the episode: I don't understand Onion
Me after the episode: I don't understand Onion
3241588 Well at least he can talk? And his mom is cool? That was just a weird episode
3241724 I'm in love with Vidalia, like I said. Really she's just too good
3241732 Her hair is the coolest thing to ever grace this planet.
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Welp, I'm not sleeping anymore.
Goddamn Onion.