Junk Food = Illuminati · 3:58pm Jun 16th, 2015
Well, I was cleaning my room, when my brother runs up the stairs, and says, "Michelle Obama is an Illuminati hunter, that's why she got rid of the food pyramid!"
Then, I thought...
Wait... All things you don't need are at the top of the food pyramid... the unfinished food pyramid... junk food would be on the floating part...
Junk food is Illuminati!
Yeah, I'm bored.