Thoughts on Jurassic World (Warning: Spoilers)

Dear Dahlings.

I don't believe I've ever made the point clear to you lot that I love Jurassic Park. One of the very few memories I have of my early childhood is sitting in my parents bed and watching the movie, captivated by theses magnificent creatures. This movie sparked the passionate love of dinosaurs that I hold to this day, and brought me to Gelndive Montana several times to participate in several dino digs.

That being said, I'm not blind to the stinkers its released in the years prior, as I've managed to gain a healthy dislike for what my child mind couldn't comprehend. Needless to say, my expectations were low.

So anyways, before you say anything about how the bitch in the trailers is a stupid fuck and is all to blame, well, you're a quarter right. She did have a hand in making the damn thing and was utterly blinded by the prospect of attracting new visitors and making money. So much so that she fails to see the dinosaurs as living beings, but money making cash cows. Anywhozer, we discover that the Indominus was actually created with military purposes in mind with the lead geneticist ( played by BD Wong who came back to reprise his role from the first movie) pulling the strings with a military stiff who was sent in to help supervise the raptor training program ( and let's make one thing clear, they aren't friends with Chris Pratts character, they are still wild animals through and through). That being said, why do fat guys always have to ruin Jurassic Park?

Naturally ery thing goes to crap and we get to watch it gradually spiral out of control until we enviably come to a pretty badass ( if not a little un-realistic) fight between the Indominus against the T-Rex from the first movie and the last of Chris Pratts raptor pack. We also get a little squeal bait as BD Wong successfully gets away with the embryos. And hell, if that bullshit of a TMNT movie can get a sequel, I don't see why this won't ( god damn fuck that movie).

To sum up this puppy since it's 12'oclock( make that 1 in the morning) and I need to get up by at least 6 to catch the new mlp. Was Jurassic World bad? No. Would I go see it again? No. Although it didn't straight up Duke Nukeum Forever our sorry butts, I wouldn't call it the reserector of a franchise.

If you have any questions I'd be happy to answer then when my brain isn't completely frazzled.

Hugs and more hugs,

Yours Truly, The Cake Devil.