The Works are Working

Now you've probably facepalmed, but hear me out. We all had one wish to create our own legend, right? A feared Alicorn Princess of Shadows or the bringer of War, right? Well, I actually plan on bringing myself into the genre ONLY ONCE. Truly, this is a one time occourance, and this is being done Post-Discord's Defeat. but before and I mean way before Twilight's Involvement. I'm talking as far back as Star Swirl the Bearded and Good Luna, before she became Nightmare Moon. Now what better way to ruin such a good franchise with this crappy skill level I have than to introduce something to unheard of and so preposterous as a legend that it'll end up getting me shoved off the internet? No better way, dammit! Now, you keep your hats on, and just take your hands/hooves and lift a few weights while I'm busy. I'll make sure you have the strength to impale your very head when you see it. Until then, 'Questria, Eff Yeaa!