Shilling- I mean donations and writing! That! Not the first thing! · 4:25am May 29th, 2015
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So, the end of the month is nigh, and I thought I'd shill my patreon. Because why not? It's not all just throwing me money like some kind of wealthy peanut gallery, oh no, you get shit too. Mostly words. I write stuff, it's what I do! But if you want me to write stuf for YOU... the $2.50 reward is a 250 words one shot, and the $5 reward is 600 words. And don't you want some of my words, just for you? Let's face it, and be honest; everyone does want my words. You want them in your mind!...but until I develop mindcontrol- I mean, mind-writing technology, I can't do that. Given that I'm a writer and not a scientist....I doubt I can ever do that, actually.
I know, that must be devastating. To make yourselves feel better, give me $2.50, or even $5, and get something nice written to put you in a good mood.
Oh, and the first...oh, say, 9 people who do at least 2.50 get the next reward up for this month, so $2.50 nets you 600 words, $5 gets the wording plus me to do some live writing, and $15 gets you a 2500 word commission.
Obviously, nothing written through patreon stays there. At least for my stories. If you get something written for you, you can keep it private if you want.
Only a few days left if you want to join in so I can get my hip replacement- wait, no, that's not believable.
So my dog can get a hip replacement....no, that's crazy, he's already had that done....uh...
Join in so I can get myself enhanced with deadly laser eyes beams and a rocket punch! Check it out here.
Implying said author has the emotional capacity to have a pet.
Serious business, guys, give this aussie some cash and for goodness sake somebody go for the 2500 word one-shot and [JUSTICE SPOILERS] Make him write adorable Colt!Ardleon stories