Today, in What The Hell Did I Just Write?

I was in homegroup today and wrote this:

A history of the Admins

Once upon a time, in the magical land of The Internet
There were two regal Users who ruled together and created harmony for all the Server.
To do this, the eldest used his admin powers to load the maps at the dawn.
The younger brought out the scripts to begin the mods.
Thus, the to users maintained balance for their server and their subjects: all the different types of users.

But as time went on, the younger user became resentful. The players relished and played in the maps the elder user brought forth, but shunned and disconnected through his beautiful scripts.
One fateful day, the younger admin refused to unload the mods to make way for the next map.
The elder user tried to reason with him, but the bitterness in the young one's heart had transformed him into a wicked player of darkness: 8 YEAR OLD!
He vowed that he would shroud the land in retarded add-ons.

Reluctantly, the elder user harnessed the most powerful commands known to playerdom: The Admins of Harmony.
Using the comands of the Admins of Harmony, he defeated the younger user and banned him permanently, to an empty server.
The elder user took on responsibility for both maps and scripts, and harmony has been maintained in the Server for CPU cycles since.