the news · 1:19pm Apr 28th, 2015
when I was watching CTV news yesterday, I saw my mommy on T.V and I'm like to my grandmother (who I live with)
"MO-G, MOMMY ON THE T.V. SHES LIKE A STAR!" I yelled like a little child.
my grandmother looks at me, and says
"I don't know you, child. I picked you up from the street." she said walking away from me.
and I say " BUT YOU WUZ ME!!!!! HEY DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME!!!! MO-G PLZ!!!!" I begged on my knees. Then my sister came down from her cave (room) and says
"KORI, STOP YELLING! I CAN HEAR YOU FROM MY CAVE!" she yelled at me.
"I DON'T CARE! I WANT THE WORLD TO HEAR ME SCREAM THAT MY MOMMY WAS ON T.V!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. Then my step-grandfather comes in out of nowhere and says.
"Holy shit, I can hear you from down the street, so calm the fuck down Kori"
then I say " NO I DON'T WANT TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN! U CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!! "
Why was she on the ol' Tellimovision?
3024936 because a mcdick was on fire that's why
Wait what?
3026942 mc Donald's
3054770 Took a long time to reply but ok.
3054779 lol I know
3054860In any case how have you been? Have you had a chance to check out my stories?
3054888 no but I will do that
3054893 Take your time. don't rush yourself.
3054902 its says I cant view ur stories
3054910 I meant on the PFA. I don't have them on here due to a few users on here wanting to troll on it. I'll leave a link to the stories.
http://www.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewuser.php?uid=4706