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4 Mary Sue Equestrian Capital ships (combination of magic and extremely advanced technology) · 6:01pm Apr 13th, 2015

4 Mary Sue Equestrian Capital ships (combination of magic and extremely advanced technology)

I love Mass Effect MLP fanfics so I thought to invent 4 Equestrian overpowered space ships to kill all Reapers, no Shepard needed.

The ideas are based on possibly real technologies (in some far, far future based on existing theories) and on magic. Element 0 tech is added but only as connection to ME Universe. Interesting enough, Element 0 tech is technically impossible and inferior to potentially possible.

Advanced tech is noted with name of existing scientific theory behind it in red color.
Magic is noted as spell, blue color.
Also combination of possible technology and magic is green
Impossible element 0 tech is pink

Equus Sunrise (Spearhead superdreadnought)

Capital weapon: Dual Supernova Beam, directed by her Majesty Princess Celestia (directing the GBR beams from the collapsing blue giant in slow pocket Universe through polar wormholes, based on many existing multiverse theories)
Mass Shields: Arcane mass nullifier (form of massive levitation spell)
Energy Shields: Energy arcane refractor (form of massive shimmering or chameleon spell)
Armor: White, high density monopolium liquid (monopolium is high density liquid made of pseudo atoms consisting of hypothetical magnetic monopole particle in its core and orbited by protons)
Point defense: Pegasus nanoautomata swarms (nanomachines)
Star Propulsion (and weapon): Mass relay independent Alcubierre drive powered by time dilated collapsing Blue Giant star (slow, type II supernova) in a slow pocket Universe
Ruse: "want it need it" massive taunt spell
Ruse: "Everfree shadow" Massive AOE spell to mask the Moonrise
Mission: (righteous anger) Behold The ire of the Empress of Equestria, You dare to harm my Little Ponies!!!
NOTE: The ship effectively exist in two universes!!!
Length: 4 miles in normal universe (It is The universe as the pocket Universe)
Crew: Her majesty Princess Celestia, 10 volontier Solar Guards to tend her needs and onboard S3 AI (class, 3rd singularity AI)


Equus Moonrise (Shadow superdreadnought)

Capital Weapon: Dual Hawking stereo directional radiators, directed by her Majesty Princess Luna (using directed Hawking radiation from evaporating mini black hole)
Mass and energy Shields: Event Horizon point projectors, using holographic principle (Holographic Universe theory) and projecting parts of event horizon of the black hole 2 miles from hull of the Moonrise in every direction) NOTE: those projectors are used also as fuel collectors.
Armor: No armor, ordinary dark blue titanium flame color, just for looks.
Point defense: Magnetar force electromagnetic fields (diluted fields from the black hole magnetic field)
Additional weapons: Wiper fangs, khaki goo injector rail guns (nanoswarm goo deconstructor pods aka spaceship poison gun)
Additional weapons: Nightmare projectors (Equestrian equivalent to indoctrination, based on Luna dreamwalk ability) (spell ability)
Star Propulsion (and weapon): Mass relay independent Alcubierre drive powered by a controlled evaporation of a mini black hole
Mission: "the fun has been doubled" Wiper waiting in Sunrise shadow.
Length: 2 Miles
Crew: Her majesty Princess Luna, 10 volunteer Night Guards to tend her Majesty needs and onboard S3 AI (class, 3rd singularity AI)


Equus Crystal Empire, soul harbour space station, a necromantic moon (galaxy wide traveling defense platform)

Capital Weapon: Mind field tower, controlled by her Majesty Princess Cadence (Equestrian equivalent to indoctrination and assimilation, based on crystal heart magic and Cadence talent, also functions as anti-reaper-indoctrination weapon) (spell ability)
Mass Shields and point defense: Gravity Armillary sphere (liquid neutronium rings moving and rotating at relativistic speeds around the station, set in motion by outside telekinetic spell amplifier and now moving on inertia)
Energy and mass Armor: monopolium liquid crystal outer shell.
Additional system wide defense: Crystal nanoswarm nebulae generators (deconstructor or assimilator nanoswarm smoke)
Last resort defense: Strangelet nanoswarm collapsars
Propulsion: Reality Anchor (most advanced and unique propulsion system (in this particular Universe), combination of advanced soulmagic and manipulation of all 11 spatial dimensions (M theory, strings), the station is anchored in Bulk in all 11 dimensions, by manipulating the lengths of some of those dimensions it can travel instantly in our space (Universe)).
Due to the energy requirements, complexity, needed precision to manipulate the 11 dimensional topography and its nature this propulsion is unique and forever unrepeatable.
The station is build around the Reality Anchor (form of extremely powerful version of Crystal Heart) and the Anchor itself is powered and controlled by trillions and trillions of angry souls lost to Reapers whom are all attracted to the Anchors compassion and common goal.
Only Cadence through her infinite love, understanding and compassion can placate this overwhelming anger and direct them to perform navigation and forward the goal to defeat the Reapers. Once the goal is reached (victory) the Reality Anchor will dissipate never to collect again, leaving a small crystal Moon as monument to remember all the lost during the galactic extinction cycle eras and to commemorate the ultimate sacrifice of 3 God Princesses and their crews.
Diameter of outer armillary ring: 1900 miles
Mission: "Games ponies play" Join Us in Love!!!
Systemwide defense with ability to deploy nano swarms anywhere within system using Reality Anchor, or projecting mind field capable of neutralizing entire non logical fleets (minds based solely on logic like Geth are unaffected). Also can traverse entire galaxy in one blink of the eye but only every few weeks (so much time is needed due to massive number of calculations needed to pinpoint exactly the destination coordinates in 11 dimensions, errors can blink the station anywhere in our Universe or even send it in to another or get it stuck in the Bulk).
Crew: Her majesty Princess Cadence alone of the living, suspended in the Anchors liquid crystal matrices and more than 80 trillion of dead angry souls whom operate and navigate the station.


Equus Harmony (covert O'Neill Cylinder, protector of Harmony and an Ark Ship)

1st Capital Weapon, mass projectile and Point Defense: Mass Point Teleporter deconstruction hull wide system ram (massive object pinpoint teleportation spell), controlled by her Majesty Princess Twilight Sparkle and onboard S3 AI (capable to burrow a hole and pass through a planet unharmed using the gravity inverter to keep safe from planet collapsing on the ship)

2nd capital non aggressive weapon, Elements of Harmony Friendship planet wide radiator. Functions only if all the berares are onboard and only if directed toward Equus in case Homeworld falls to Reapers and it is capable of cleansing the planet. Also functions as anti indoctrination weapon but unfortunately only on Equus lifeforms.

Energy shield and cloaking device: maximum possible EMR Invisibility rating through metamaterials plating
Additional cloaking: massive heat sinks to mask all EMR emissions and absorb safely most of the incoming heat
Gravity inverter (form of massive levitation spell to mask the dreadnought gravity and repel other gravity fields)
Main Power: Thermonuclear reactors based on deuterium and Helium 3 and Element 0 based technology.
Additional power: heatsink powered generators (see blackbody theory).
Star Propulsion: On board Mass relay using natural gravity wells of stars to jump between systems (Jumper)
Mission: "The spark within"
Crew: Her majesty Princess Twilight Sparkle named successor as Empress of Equestria, Bearers of Elements, more than 5 million of Equus citizens, 3 S3 eco-controller, targeting and navigation AI's, fully functional Equus ecosystem and vast memory core. The ship is effectively a survival O'Neill cylinder.
Dimensions: 40X6 Miles cylinder

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Keep in mind that first 3 designs are effectively suicide designs as the blue giant will eventually explode in a blaze of glory taking the ship with it, Black Hole will evaporate in a flash of violet light (as gods of entropy command) burning the Moonrise into atoms and The Anchor will froze if victory is ever achieved together with Cadence forever. Not only that, most materials used are unstable and present danger themselves, once the ships are powered up the crews within are effectively imprisoned, cut off from the rest of the universe, nothing can enter or get out (in unmodified form) due to the nature of its technologies (strong magnetic fields, event horizons, warp bubbles (Alcubierre drive) and gravity distortions from high density monopolium) and they can not power down until the bitter end (as powering down means destruction).
Only the 4th design is a survival craft, an ark ship made to carry Equestrians in to the next cycle or into a free future.

On the other hand to appease the entropy gods I assumed that magic is manipulation of an unknown particle field permeating the universe whom is also affected by conservation of energy (same as gravity, electromagnetic force, strong and weak nuclear force, dark energy, Higgs field etc) and represented by still to be discovered carrier particle. Also this field is universal and goes beyond Mass Effect universe in to the Bulk (Bulk is M theory concept), maybe responsible for movement of branes and thus able to spark a new Universe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brane_cosmology.

For element 0 based technology, sorry I got nothing (gods of entropy are angry with it)

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