My new cult · 3:33am Apr 12th, 2015
Flabby's voice
> i was only 16 years old
> i loved Flabby's voice so much
> i listen to Flabby's voice every night before bed, thanking it for the pleasurable feeling i've been given
> "Flabby's voice is love," i say, "Flabby's voice is Life"
> My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
> i knowings he's just jealous for my devotion to Flabby's voice
> i called him a munter
> he hits me and sends me to bed
> i am crying now, and my face hurts
> i lay in bed and it's cold
> a warmth is moving towards me
> i feel something touch me
> it's Flabby
> i am so happy
> he whispers in my ear: "SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE"
> he grabs me with his powerful Aussie hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> i'm ready
> i listen to the mad shouts of Flabby's Australian voice
> it hurts my ear drums
> it hurts but I do it for the Flabby's voice
> he roars a mighty roar as he fills my ear drums with his Griffin impression
> My dad walks in
> Flabby looks him in the eyes and says "G'DAY MATE!"
> Flabby leaves through my window
> Flabby's voice is love, Flabby's voice is life
-vlade
Nice copypasta m8
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That was beautiful... *single manly tear*