An update to all it concerns

Hey. Im still here. I dont do much on this site but whatever im gunna make this blog post.

So I am currently writing two storys, one your average HIE type story and the other also HIE but more unique. Would you eat a pony? I would. I would try not to eat ponys I like but if I was hungry I would kill and eat them. I wonder how they tast, maybe they tast like candy. Or cow.

When im hungry I cant help my mouth water when I think about eating my dog. If im full then usually i dont think about it, but when im hungry i think about eating dogs, birds, lizards, bugs, people... People as a last resort of course! Survival of the fittest yaknow?

I sometimes think that if I was brought to equestria I would probably want to eat some ponys. Even if i had plenty of apples and other plant foods, I just love meat to much, and I dont want to become rely skinny and frail.

Anyways, whoever is reading this please let me know who would you eat first of the main six. and why. I would eat apple jack first, she works on a farm and has large muscles and the thought of sinking my teeth into her thick legs just makes my mouth water, and, ooh....

I even wrote a song about it. It goes like this:

Woooooooouuuld yoooouuuuu-oo -ooo
Eeeeeeaat a po-o-ny
Yes.
(Incredibly long drumb solo)

and the song would end with the sound of a guy violently eating

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[Phaedra]

Well, this blog is concerning.