A for Abby, who had a creepy stalker B is for BEN, who drowned in some water C is for cupcakes which you'll die to eat D is for dating game, be careful who you meet E is for Eyeless Jack, he wants to cut you open F is for Funny Mouth, he'll leave your jaw broken G is for Guardian Angel, he'll always be with you H is for humans, they can lick too
Personally, I'm one of those people who have an 'I really don't give a fuck' life. Which means insults don't, won't and never will break through to me, hell I've even turned an insult toward me into something that I use on a daily basis.