Well... That was a thing.

Umm... Hi. I don't really like filling this blog with crap, but I really don't know what else to say. Tonight was the first time I pulled my knife on someone...

This is awkward.

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[Dancewithknives]

2872157 I was visiting my big bro in Chicago. Because it was a spur of the moment thpe of thing, he already had plans to go to a concert with his fiancee, friends, and his fiancee's roommates and sister.

The venue was a really small place called The Metro, it was so small that it didn't have seats and both the stage and the balcony were just a mosh pit and we were stuffed in like a Straight Edge concert.

The opener was a new band who sounded kind of like the Goo Goo Doola called "The Coloirist" who was pretty good and people should deffnately check out.

Our problem happened after, though with the headliner, some really shitty hipster band called "Echi Smith" whi has a single on the radio right now. When they started more and more people began push towards the stage, so i was gradually pushed towards my bro's friends, but i can't help it.

Near the end if the show, i feel this Hipster douchebag push up next to me, i ignore it, because to move you have to shove, then he moves in front of me which i thought was fine as well because he may have needed to get to the bar, but then he spreads his arms up and tries to push me back, so I do some spinny move and throw his ass behind me.
He tries to knee me between the legs but fails. At this point my big bro gets into it and what happened is he and his GF were there since 6:30 (we got there at 7) and i was in their way(I am 6'4 in real life, and they were short).
He wants to start a fight amd eventually says he wants to stuff his dick down my throat. My bro humiliates him and he fucks off for a few minutes, but comes back and tries to start shit again, which a different friend stops.

Finally, he comes back a third time and tries to say something, so i turn around knife at my side (blade not out, but knife clearly visible) and ask him "do you have a problem?"

They finally fucked off for the rest of the concert and left early, but i wish they could have waited 10 seconds longer because i wanted to turn around and tell the girl, "sweetheart, you should have asked nicely first and you would have got somewhere, but you didn't, so you got shit. Also, between you and me, *point at boyfriend* you can do better."