LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HOLD THE PHONE.

I HAVE BEEN GONE FOR A VERY LONG TIME AND I HAVE SOME IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS.

1) JUST IN CASE, CALM YOUR RIDICULOUS HUMAN MAMMARY GLANDS. I AM HERE, BUT NOT FOR LONG.

2) I HAVE MADE A HORRENDOUS, MIND-BOGGLINGLY STUPID MISTAKE. I KNOW THAT IT SEEMS I HAVE ABANDONED YOU ALL, AND THIS IS TRUE, TO AN EXTENT. I HAVE SIMPLY HEARD THE SIREN'S SONG OF PROCRASTINATION, AND RAN AS FAST AS I COULD TO FIND IT. I AM SO SORRY. THERE IS ANOTHER REASON, HOWEVER, A BIGGER REASON THAT IS MOSTLY WHY I LEFT FOR A WHILE. I JOINED A NEW FANDOM, ONE MORE INSANE AND CONVOLUTED THAN I FEARED. THEY SUCKED ME IN, EMBRACED ME, AND NOW I FEAR I WILL NEVER BE RELEASED.

IN OTHER WORDS, I READ HOMESTUCK.

THERE IS ALSO THE SIMPLE FACT THAT MY PIECE OF SHIT TABLET QUITS WORKING EVERY TIME I OPEN UP PAINT TOOL SAI. WORTHLESS FUCKING GARBAGE. THIS MEANS THAT I AM USING MS PAINT. I HAVE QUICKLY GROWN FOND OF MS PAINT. MS PAINT IS AMAZING AND I LOVE IT DEARLY.

NOW THAT I HAVE UNDOUBTABLY ADMITTED WITH MUCH SHAME HOW FAR MY THINK PAN HAS BEEN HOPELESSLY CORRUPTED, I BELIEVE THAT IT IS TIME TO GET BACK TO HOMESTUCK SHIT.

Okay, in all seriousness, I am truly sorry for abandoning this site. I just don't know what went wrong. :( However! All the caps lock above was just my shitty karkateering! Also, those pictures were loosely based off of myself, meaning you have a bit of a glimpse of what I look like. :)