Writing Harder Than Diamonds

HOLY FADOODLE IT'S A LETTER FROM OUR FRIENDS!

Well, it's a message sent to me by a concerned Brony who writes:

"Hey king taco I liked your story it was alright, but it's short. i'm not that interested but I might be if you wrote some more. I also wanted to know if you could do me a sol(i)d and tell me if you could do commissions or something because i've been looking for people to write for me."

First off, thank you [REDACTED] for reading my story. I appreciate your feedback and it makes me feel like butterflies and rainbows when somebody tells me my writing is "alright". I might be the next J.K. Rowling. Now, as for the part where you tell me you might be interested if I wrote some more, that's a problem. You see, unlike other writers who do these silly things like "planning" and "exposition" and "consistency", I choose to not do any of that stuff. Reason? I'm a loose-cannon who isn't part of your system. Did you hear that? I just threw my plot-book on the ground.

To that end, however, I have decided to do myself and my readers a favor by writing a storyline so I'm not just writing and making the story up as I go along. It took me 3 hours so far and I've nearly finished the overall story, so now all I have to do is fill the rest in with cliches and Silver Lining will be good to go.

As for commissions, I've taken one already against my will and am completing that too. It'll be a nice surprise for you Roseluck lovers out there that get their jollies from reading risque adventures. So that'll be a "no, for now" for the first question and a "when hell freezes over" for a guy who can't so much use proper punctuation.

AND THAT'S ALL FOR KING TACO'S MAILBAG!
*Catchy Jingle*