My Neighborhood Doesn't Give a Damn About the Future · 1:53am Feb 12th, 2015
I have, quite possibly, the most bizarre and weirdest suburb/slum to live in.
Exhibit A: The planes. If you lived here for a long time like me, you get used to the noise quickly, and you start ignoring all the weird noises coming at you, or maybe it's just the landlady listening to my parents' and my conversations.
To any visitor who hasn't lived here before, spending a night here would be hell for 'em. I can just imagine some poor traveler who had to stay overnight at the Airport Inn:
"Ugh, what the f*k is it with these planes! They keep passing by like they're some majestic birds of quietness, but they make the damn windows shake! And the freeway isn't helping either! Who the hell decides to want to live next to an airport and major freeway! Economic rates be damned! Those cars and that droning sound-- hey, is that a library, I sure could use a book, and THERE IS A DAMN STRIP CLUB RIGHT NEXT TO THE LIBRARY! OK, Google Maps, tell me where the nearest McDonald's is, because this place is not normal at all.
*Finds nearest restaurant*
*Passing by a high school, notices*
That looks like a nice school for my hypothetical child. Isn't it that school that ranked really high around here? Pretty decent looking at where this place is - and there IS AN ADULT STORE!! What the hell, God.
What the everlasting deep bowels of hell have you done!?
*Phone buzzes*
'Netflix Declares Chapter 11 Bankruptcy'
FUUUU-"
Yep, that is where I live. And don't worry about the (in my opinion) screwed up school district and the violent murders, accidents, and gang violence. Nothing to see here.
