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Cauchemar


Buck off wankers let me read and write in peace.

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  • 391 weeks
    how do people do it?

    sweet nightmare how do some of you guys do it? I had the most inspiration I've ever had for a single idea hit me at once. I sat down to write it out thinking it'd be awesome and a epic story to rival Homers Iliad (even if it was a one-shot). and it was Barely 800 words. I spent 2 hours trying to stretch out my descriptions and add details to get that last 200.

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  • 400 weeks
    Non pony rant (sorry just had to blow off steam)

    Fuck RPG maker. I just spent 3 hours downloading, system checking, deleting, and redownloading because I really wanted to play the FNAFB series now that I have a new laptop. Three fucking hours. and it turns out that nope the version I downloaded does fuck all. no you actually need this 60 dollar version to play a free game. WHY?! I mean at least the game developers could have said "oh btw the

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  • 417 weeks
    Pony horns

    OK sooo I've seen ALOT of unicorns and I've come up with a small idea for unicorn horns.

    Length of horn- the length of a horn shows how long a pony can hold a spell. A pony with a longer horn will naturally be able to make a spell last longer than a pony with a shorter horn. It does not mean that a pony can't increase their spell time, only that they have a different natural limit.

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  • 481 weeks
    My thoughts

    I'm not sure how people feel about headcanons here but I'll post a few anyway.

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  • 496 weeks
    Salutations bronies

    This will be my introduction and a slight explanation. Now My Profile Name on here is Cauchemar, That is actually the name of my OC from a family of them I made. I couldn't use my usual screen name (Remzal Enili) at the time because it was tied to a different E-mail account that was having some problems.

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Feb
10th
2015

My thoughts · 2:57am Feb 10th, 2015

I'm not sure how people feel about headcanons here but I'll post a few anyway.


1) King and Queen Titles - So yeah Every King and queen we've seen so far? not nice people. I've come to assume that King and queen are basically the equestrian terms for Tyrants. with prince and princess just taking up the slot they would mean on earth. Is it a big thing? no. but at least it helps me ignore all the people screaming "uuuuugh she ruled for blah blah years without her sister blah blah she should be queen blah blah sun worship"
actually you know what? go ahead call her a queen. Wankers.

2) Changling Feeding - as to changling feeding I'm going to assume it's somewhere between Venom (Marvels best creation) and Real life horses. As some of you know real life horses need electrolytes to live (like most things) but dont have a easy way to get it, so they eat salt and lick rocks for it. yay pinkies family is useful (hah snuck third mini one inthere). While Venom were Parasites that needed chemicals like adrenaline to function (or you know chocolate...or brains). I'm thinking that changling bodies don't produce a vital component to their physiology so they find ponies and drain the excess from them.

3) yellow sombra - not a important one just need to say it WE NEED A STORY WITH YELLOW LANTERN SOMBRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4) scoots family - scoot was born to a pair of earth ponies (you've seen the cakes it's possible) and doesn't want anyone to know. thats why we dont see them. no orphan stuff.

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