OC Tips, I guess

OMC!! You have an OC fanfiction group?!

Yeah... Is anything wrong with that?

NO!! I want to role play my character, Robot Scale!

Care to tell me about him?

Her, you silly! Robot Scale is a mare! And an alicorn!

Wait wait wait, woah woah woah. Alicorn?

Yesh! Robot Scale is a female alicorn who is also the niece of Luna and has a snake tung and a robot arm!

Hold up. Alicorn, niece of Luna, has a snake tongue, AND a robot arm?!

Yesh Yesh Yesh! She was born with the robot arm and the snake tung and every poni luvs her for it!

Uh, no. If she has a snake tongue, then it would make for a better story if she was hated for it.

Okay, but she waz still born with a robot arm!

Also a big no. It is physically IMPOSSIBLE for a filly to have a robot arm the moment she was birthed. Maybe she had an unfortunate run in with a crocodile!

Ya ya I kno, Ill change it but she's still Luna's niece!

You just aren't very good at this, are you? The chances of her being royalty are about a million to one. Your character without the adjustments simply screams 'Mary Sue'!

OMC for teh last tiem her name is Robot Scale.

Robot Scale is a bit bland, don't you think? Try Silvertongue!

Kay imma go draw her with her bf Epic Hoof who is Celestia's ex bf!

Dear god.

DISCLAIMER: THIS WAS NOT A REAL CONVERSATION