Jokes

A little joke for you all:
So a husband and wife were having breakfast together, and all of a sudden, the wife asked the husband, "If I died, would you remarry?" The husband responded, "Now, why'd you have to bring up something so terrible, when we're having a nice meal, here?" But the wife would not stop asking the question until the husband gave an answer. He finally gave up and said, "Yes! You happy now?!" Then the wife asked, "If you remarried, would you sell your new wife the bed?" He answered, "No." Then she asked, "How about the house?" He answered, "No." Then she asked, "Well, you certainly wouldn't let her touch my golf clubs, would you?" Then he answered, "No, absolutely not; she's left-handed."