Merry Hearth's Warming Eve!

"Derpy the cross-eyed pony
Had a very funny face
And if you ever saw her
You would say she had no grace

All of the other ponies
Used to laugh and call her names
They never let poor Derpy
Join in any pony games

Then one foggy winter eve
The Princess came to say
"Derpy with your silly eyes,
Take this letter through the skies"

Then all the ponies loved her
As they shouted out with glee
Derpy the cross-eyed pony
You’ll go down in history!"