Bothered · 4:57am Jun 27th, 2012
Hello Everyone, my best friend, who just happens to be the symbiotic parasite pony living in my head, has something he would really like to let all of you know. I am here to be his fingers, seeing as how he wouldn't have them even if he were in a normal body. Fair warning, he doesn't exactly know how to talk too well. Also, none of this rant of his has anything to do with my story, Silver Scales. Plus, I'm trying to update, but I finally found a paying job, so now I have to juggle that with writing. Ack, he's cutting me off. I'l try and reassert control after, but for now... Ow!
Hello Readers. I am Scamp. Some of you may remember me from earlier blogs, and I must say it is lovely to see you all again. Yes I CAN see you, do not be alarmed. Simple alicorn magic. Now, to the issue at hand. Have you ever been reading a story on this site, or any site for that matter, and then found the phrase, "this was unrealistic" in the comments? I have recently decided that this is an outrage to the community. The site is called FIMFiction for a reason! I'm pretty darn sure all these stories are fictional in nature. Except mine of course. The same one my host WON'T POST! Hold up, I need to calm down. Ahh, here we go, calm. Anyway, I believe that it is our mission to laugh at all those who claim a story is "unrealistic" because part of the point of these stories is to be "unrealistic". If they weren't, then the only stories we would have, would be the same ones you see on the show. I had more to say, but I'm out of time. Back to Axel.
Owwwww....Sorry folks. If he offended you in any way, please refer to the original blog post titled, [insert appropriate title here] (Seriously, that's the title of the post). The story he let slip is still being written, and I don't feel comfortable posting it at this moment in time. Too many, issues shall we say. Anyway, happy early fourth of july to all. Be careful not to blow your hand/hooves off with fireworks. Good night!