READ THIS MWUAHAHHA · 2:29pm Jun 19th, 2012

4:00 AM Fry: near the supermarket
4:00 AM Ayojedi: Then told me right before
4:00 AM alphex: and then I was arrested for pubilic nudity
4:00 AM alphex: fking cops
4:00 AM Ayojedi: hahaha
4:01 AM Ayojedi: how many times have you been arrested?
4:01 AM Ayojedi: !
4:01 AM alphex: more then 90 I think
4:01 AM Fry: Me... 5....10....20 times >.>
4:01 AM Ayojedi: Dayum
4:01 AM alphex: more then 90 in this country at least
4:01 AM Ayojedi: I got nothing
4:01 AM alphex: I was arrested in other countries for being too racist
4:01 AM Fry: HAHAHAHAHAH No.
4:01 AM grrratch: only 3 times for me...thank goodness
4:02 AM grrratch: jail sux
4:02 AM Ayojedi: I beat the crap out of someone for being racist
4:02 AM alphex: come at me bro
4:02 AM Ayojedi: F**king annoyance
4:02 AM grrratch: nothin like fightin hate with hate...
4:02 AM Ayojedi: Your fine
4:02 AM Fry: Imnot racistting...
4:02 AM alphex: I beat a girl up and went to jail
4:02 AM Ayojedi: you're*
4:02 AM alphex: she called bronys ***
4:02 AM alphex: so I grabbed my cane
4:02 AM alphex: and beat her up
4:02 AM alphex: for 2 hours
4:02 AM alphex: and then the cops cme
4:02 AM Ayojedi: Isn't that not Loving and Tolerating?
4:02 AM alphex: came*
4:02 AM alphex: fking cops
4:03 AM alphex: Loving and Tolerating is a slogan for haters
4:03 AM Fry: COPS CAN SOCK MY CLOPS
4:03 AM alphex: and she was just a racist person
4:03 AM Ayojedi: She was a hater!
4:03 AM alphex: she was racist
4:03 AM Fry: *Suck
4:03 AM alphex: not a hater
4:03 AM grrratch: i respect everyones right to their own opinions...as long as they dont interfere with my life directly.
4:03 AM Ayojedi: That makes no sense, alphex
4:03 AM Ayojedi: she was a racist hater!
4:03 AM alphex: no one calls me gay without getting the crap beaten out of them too
4:04 AM Ayojedi: Coolio
4:04 AM grrratch: words cant hurt you
4:04 AM grrratch: no reason to worry about them
4:04 AM alphex: hahah I teach them a leson for teasing
4:04 AM alphex: grab my awesome cane
4:04 AM alphex: and then POW TO DA FACE
4:05 AM grrratch: spectacular
4:05 AM alphex: I'm too old to use fists now days
4:05 AM grrratch: fling poo?
4:06 AM Ayojedi: I have a wooden sword
4:06 AM Fry: This Chat Needs Some Fry
4:06 AM alphex: you want a chat with some fry?
4:06 AM Ayojedi: Fry Fry and eat him?
4:06 AM Fry: O3O
4:06 AM Fry: dont eat me!!!
4:06 AM alphex: I'm going to give this chat something that will make it better
4:06 AM Fry: i'm innocent!!!
4:07 AM alphex: CUMCAKES!
4:07 AM Ayojedi: Make him alphex's slave?
4:07 AM alphex: *throws cumcakes all around*
4:07 AM alphex: mwuahhahahah
4:07 AM alphex: eat the cumcakes
4:07 AM alphex: EAT THEM
4:07 AM Ayojedi: NO!
4:07 AM Fry: CUMcakes.....:NO megusta:
4:07 AM alphex: *shoves cumcake ifrys mouth*
4:07 AM alphex: EAT THEM
4:07 AM alphex: eheheehe
4:07 AM alphex: hahaha
4:07 AM alphex: HAAHAHHAHAHA
4:07 AM Fry: *Chews*
4:07 AM Fry: ...
4:08 AM Fry: Hmmm taste like white chocolate o3o
4:08 AM grrratch: wow
4:08 AM alphex: what do you think?
4:08 AM grrratch: i think i need to get back to reading some fics
4:08 AM alphex: sing the song with me
4:08 AM grrratch: banana song?
4:09 AM alphex: just put the SH1T IN THE MIX AND THEN ADD SOMTHING SWEET AND SALTY SOME *** JUST A PINCH
4:09 AM alphex: BAKING THESE TREATS IS SUCH A B1TCH
4:09 AM grrratch: secret butt fun
4:09 AM alphex: ADD A TEA SPOON OF GODZILLA
4:09 AM alphex: ADD A LITTLE MORE AND COUNT TO 6 AND YOU NEVER GET YOUR FILLA
4:09 AM alphex: CUMCAKES SO SWEET AND SOUR
4:09 AM alphex: CUMCAKES DONNNTTT BEEEE TOOOO CRAZY!
4:10 AM alphex: CUMCAKES CUMCAKES CUMCAKES!
4:10 AM alphex: and now I have tainted this chat with more alphex
4:10 AM Fry: Ring rign rign ring ring rign ring
4:10 AM Fry: BANANAPHONE!!!
4:10 AM Moon Shooter: Calm down ladies.
4:10 AM Moon Shooter: Moon Shooter has arived.
4:10 AM alphex: fry do you ue your bannana for masterbation?...
4:10 AM alphex: I bet you do
4:11 AM Moon Shooter: Alright, I'll be a good boy.
4:11 AM grrratch: whats masterbation??
4:11 AM Fry: Ask moon-shooter
4:11 AM alphex: a spelling error
4:11 AM Fry: he does it all the time ;)
4:11 AM Ayojedi: 'Sup Moon!
4:11 AM Moon Shooter: Oh, your funny.
4:11 AM Fry: Thanks :D
4:11 AM Moon Shooter: Wuts GUD Ayo!
4:11 AM alphex: hello random person named moon shooter
4:11 AM Fry: WAAAAZZZZZZZUUUUPPP MOON
4:12 AM alphex: I can think of so many ways to think dirty with the name moon shooter
4:12 AM Moon Shooter: Wuts GOOD French Fry!
4:12 AM alphex: must.... not taint chat....
4:12 AM alphex: oh wait I already did
4:13 AM alphex: *shrugs*
4:13 AM Moon Shooter: Actually, I'm kind of interested now.
4:13 AM Fry: With me....i'' good....drinking Slurm!!!1
4:13 AM alphex: yay 4:13am and still sane
4:13 AM Fry: L ike /-\ BOSS
4:13 AM alphex: 2 more hours until I eat some toast
4:13 AM alphex: with nothing on it
4:13 AM alphex: like a boss...
4:14 AM Fry: LOOK OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
4:14 AM alphex: hhahahah
4:14 AM alphex: funny thing is
4:14 AM alphex: I am a baddass
4:14 AM Fry: BA DUM TSSSS
4:14 AM alphex: not a joke
4:14 AM alphex: legit.
4:14 AM Fry: oh
4:14 AM Fry: :True story?:
4:14 AM alphex: nope
4:14 AM alphex: legit.
4:14 AM grrratch: perception and definition
4:14 AM Moon Shooter: Prove it.
4:14 AM Fry: :Seemslegit:
4:14 AM alphex: I cant since we dont know each other in real life
4:15 AM alphex: I can show you the time of your life
4:15 AM Moon Shooter: *shrugs* Fair enough.
4:15 AM alphex: I can tell of crazy life stories thought the all end up with me going to jail...
4:16 AM alphex: there was this time when I took a cookie box from a girl selling cookies and slamed the door I heard her crying and running away
4:16 AM alphex: then the police came half an hour later
4:16 AM alphex: put in jail
4:16 AM alphex: fking police
4:16 AM Fry: Fair Enough....Fry Has Enough of this muffin
4:16 AM Fry: *Trows muffin away*
4:16 AM kararnos: hey
4:16 AM Fry: *Throws
4:16 AM grrratch: sup
4:16 AM alphex: hallo
4:16 AM kararnos: can i join? next game?
4:16 AM Fry: Hey WAZZZZZUP
4:16 AM Moon Shooter: Oh boi! More People!
4:17 AM alphex: OH BOI MORE PREY
4:17 AM Ayojedi: 'Sup kararnos!
4:17 AM kararnos: hey
4:17 AM Ayojedi: Run away while you can
4:17 AM Moon Shooter: Wuts GOOD el Karne!
4:17 AM Ayojedi: alphex is coming
4:17 AM Fry: ._. Eww
4:17 AM alphex: alphex the big bad fapper
4:17 AM Moon Shooter: Giggity.
4:17 AM alphex: I fapped a baby center
4:17 AM alphex: sent to jail
4:17 AM alphex: fkiing police
4:17 AM alphex: always ruin the fun
4:18 AM Fry: PEDOBEAR FTW
4:18 AM Moon Shooter: Just like my personal hero Jason Russel.
4:18 AM alphex: pedobear does no exist but if he did we would be best friend
4:18 AM kararnos: *_*
4:18 AM alphex: I stealth fap in front of people when there sleeping
4:18 AM Fry: Touche?
4:18 AM alphex: they never know I did it
4:19 AM Fry: ... i think i don't want to live on this planet anymore
4:19 AM Fry: o3o
4:19 AM alphex: *fry moves to ponnyvile*
4:19 AM alphex: much better
4:19 AM Fry: :D
4:19 AM alphex: weclome
4:19 AM kararnos: i steal all the internet here from my friends
4:19 AM Moon Shooter: If your welcoming him, that means your in Ponyville too...
4:20 AM kararnos: they hate me now^^
4:20 AM Moon Shooter: What a lovely story.
4:20 AM alphex: dont go out at night thats when i fap to twilight while she is sleeping
4:20 AM alphex: if she found out I would be banished again
4:20 AM alphex: I dont want that...
4:20 AM Moon Shooter: ....again?
4:21 AM grrratch: TO THE MOON WITH YOU!!!
4:21 AM Fry: Me...in ponyville...with ponies....
4:21 AM Fry: Hug all the ponies
4:21 AM alphex: UH
4:21 AM Moon Shooter: How the heck'd you get back?
4:21 AM alphex: rainbow dash cought me fapping to her
4:21 AM kararnos: fire's Orbital Friendship cannon at alphex
4:21 AM alphex: I then cummed on her and ran
4:21 AM Fry: Alphex has a sick S*x fantasy
4:21 AM alphex: they sent me to the moon for 30 days
4:21 AM kararnos: to cleans his pervertness
4:21 AM alphex: My mind is sick
4:21 AM alphex: forever
4:21 AM alphex: they call me alpha secks
4:22 AM Fry: I Could tell you that
4:22 AM kararnos: FOREVER!!!!!
4:22 AM alphex: DOOMED

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4:03 AM Fry: *Suck
4:03 AM alphex: not a hater
4:03 AM grrratch: i respect everyones right to their own opinions...as long as they dont interfere with my life directly.
4:03 AM Ayojedi: That makes no sense, alphex
4:03 AM Ayojedi: she was a racist hater!
4:03 AM alphex: no one calls me gay without getting the crap beaten out of them too
4:04 AM Ayojedi: Coolio
4:04 AM grrratch: words cant hurt you
4:04 AM grrratch: no reason to worry about them
4:04 AM alphex: hahah I teach them a leson for teasing
4:04 AM alphex: grab my awesome cane
4:04 AM alphex: and then POW TO DA FACE
4:05 AM grrratch: spectacular
4:05 AM alphex: I'm too old to use fists now days
4:05 AM grrratch: fling poo?
4:06 AM Ayojedi: I have a wooden sword
4:06 AM Fry: This Chat Needs Some Fry
4:06 AM alphex: you want a chat with some fry?
4:06 AM Ayojedi: Fry Fry and eat him?
4:06 AM Fry: O3O
4:06 AM Fry: dont eat me!!!
4:06 AM alphex: I'm going to give this chat something that will make it better
4:06 AM Fry: i'm innocent!!!
4:07 AM alphex: CUMCAKES!
4:07 AM Ayojedi: Make him alphex's slave?
4:07 AM alphex: *throws cumcakes all around*
4:07 AM alphex: mwuahhahahah
4:07 AM alphex: eat the cumcakes
4:07 AM alphex: EAT THEM
4:07 AM Ayojedi: NO!
4:07 AM Fry: CUMcakes.....:NO megusta:
4:07 AM alphex: *shoves cumcake ifrys mouth*
4:07 AM alphex: EAT THEM
4:07 AM alphex: eheheehe
4:07 AM alphex: hahaha
4:07 AM alphex: HAAHAHHAHAHA
4:07 AM Fry: *Chews*
4:07 AM Fry: ...
4:08 AM Fry: Hmmm taste like white chocolate o3o
4:08 AM grrratch: wow
4:08 AM alphex: what do you think?
4:08 AM grrratch: i think i need to get back to reading some fics
4:08 AM alphex: sing the song with me
4:08 AM grrratch: banana song?
4:09 AM alphex: just put the SH1T IN THE MIX AND THEN ADD SOMTHING SWEET AND SALTY SOME *** JUST A PINCH
4:09 AM alphex: BAKING THESE TREATS IS SUCH A B1TCH
4:09 AM grrratch: secret butt fun
4:09 AM alphex: ADD A TEA SPOON OF GODZILLA
4:09 AM alphex: ADD A LITTLE MORE AND COUNT TO 6 AND YOU NEVER GET YOUR FILLA
4:09 AM alphex: CUMCAKES SO SWEET AND SOUR
4:09 AM alphex: CUMCAKES DONNNTTT BEEEE TOOOO CRAZY!
4:10 AM alphex: CUMCAKES CUMCAKES CUMCAKES!
4:10 AM alphex: and now I have tainted this chat with more alphex
4:10 AM Fry: Ring rign rign ring ring rign ring
4:10 AM Fry: BANANAPHONE!!!
4:10 AM Moon Shooter: Calm down ladies.
4:10 AM Moon Shooter: Moon Shooter has arived.
4:10 AM alphex: fry do you ue your bannana for masterbation?...
4:10 AM alphex: I bet you do
4:11 AM Moon Shooter: Alright, I'll be a good boy.
4:11 AM grrratch: whats masterbation??
4:11 AM Fry: Ask moon-shooter
4:11 AM alphex: a spelling error
4:11 AM Fry: he does it all the time ;)
4:11 AM Ayojedi: 'Sup Moon!
4:11 AM Moon Shooter: Oh, your funny.
4:11 AM Fry: Thanks :D
4:11 AM Moon Shooter: Wuts GUD Ayo!
4:11 AM alphex: hello random person named moon shooter
4:11 AM Fry: WAAAAZZZZZZZUUUUPPP MOON
4:12 AM alphex: I can think of so many ways to think dirty with the name moon shooter
4:12 AM Moon Shooter: Wuts GOOD French Fry!
4:12 AM alphex: must.... not taint chat....
4:12 AM alphex: oh wait I already did
4:13 AM alphex: *shrugs*
4:13 AM Moon Shooter: Actually, I'm kind of interested now.
4:13 AM Fry: With me....i'' good....drinking Slurm!!!1
4:13 AM alphex: yay 4:13am and still sane
4:13 AM Fry: L ike /-\ BOSS
4:13 AM alphex: 2 more hours until I eat some toast
4:13 AM alphex: with nothing on it
4:13 AM alphex: like a boss...
4:14 AM Fry: LOOK OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
4:14 AM alphex: hhahahah
4:14 AM alphex: funny thing is
4:14 AM alphex: I am a baddass
4:14 AM Fry: BA DUM TSSSS
4:14 AM alphex: not a joke
4:14 AM alphex: legit.
4:14 AM Fry: oh
4:14 AM Fry: :True story?:
4:14 AM alphex: nope
4:14 AM alphex: legit.
4:14 AM grrratch: perception and definition
4:14 AM Moon Shooter: Prove it.
4:14 AM Fry: :Seemslegit:
4:14 AM alphex: I cant since we dont know each other in real life
4:15 AM alphex: I can show you the time of your life
4:15 AM Moon Shooter: *shrugs* Fair enough.
4:15 AM alphex: I can tell of crazy life stories thought the all end up with me going to jail...
4:16 AM alphex: there was this time when I took a cookie box from a girl selling cookies and slamed the door I heard her crying and running away
4:16 AM alphex: then the police came half an hour later
4:16 AM alphex: put in jail
4:16 AM alphex: fking police
4:16 AM Fry: Fair Enough....Fry Has Enough of this muffin
4:16 AM Fry: *Trows muffin away*
4:16 AM kararnos: hey
4:16 AM Fry: *Throws
4:16 AM grrratch: sup
4:16 AM alphex: hallo
4:16 AM kararnos: can i join? next game?
4:16 AM Fry: Hey WAZZZZZUP
4:16 AM Moon Shooter: Oh boi! More People!
4:17 AM alphex: OH BOI MORE PREY
4:17 AM Ayojedi: 'Sup kararnos!
4:17 AM kararnos: hey
4:17 AM Ayojedi: Run away while you can
4:17 AM Moon Shooter: Wuts GOOD el Karne!
4:17 AM Ayojedi: alphex is coming
4:17 AM Fry: ._. Eww
4:17 AM alphex: alphex the big bad fapper
4:17 AM Moon Shooter: Giggity.
4:17 AM alphex: I fapped a baby center
4:17 AM alphex: sent to jail
4:17 AM alphex: fkiing police
4:17 AM alphex: always ruin the fun
4:18 AM Fry: PEDOBEAR FTW
4:18 AM Moon Shooter: Just like my personal hero Jason Russel.
4:18 AM alphex: pedobear does no exist but if he did we would be best friend
4:18 AM kararnos: *_*
4:18 AM alphex: I stealth fap in front of people when there sleeping
4:18 AM Fry: Touche?
4:18 AM alphex: they never know I did it
4:19 AM Fry: ... i think i don't want to live on this planet anymore
4:19 AM Fry: o3o
4:19 AM alphex: *fry moves to ponnyvile*
4:19 AM alphex: much better
4:19 AM Fry: :D
4:19 AM alphex: weclome
4:19 AM kararnos: i steal all the internet here from my friends
4:19 AM Moon Shooter: If your welcoming him, that means your in Ponyville too...
4:20 AM kararnos: they hate me now^^
4:20 AM Moon Shooter: What a lovely story.
4:20 AM alphex: dont go out at night thats when i fap to twilight while she is sleeping
4:20 AM alphex: if she found out I would be banished again
4:20 AM alphex: I dont want that...
4:20 AM Moon Shooter: ....again?
4:21 AM grrratch: TO THE MOON WITH YOU!!!
4:21 AM Fry: Me...in ponyville...with ponies....
4:21 AM Fry: Hug all the ponies
4:21 AM alphex: UH
4:21 AM Moon Shooter: How the heck'd you get back?
4:21 AM alphex: rainbow dash cought me fapping to her
4:21 AM kararnos: fire's Orbital Friendship cannon at alphex
4:21 AM alphex: I then cummed on her and ran
4:21 AM Fry: Alphex has a sick S*x fantasy
4:21 AM alphex: they sent me to the moon for 30 days
4:21 AM kararnos: to cleans his pervertness
4:21 AM alphex: My mind is sick
4:21 AM alphex: forever
4:21 AM alphex: they call me alpha secks
4:22 AM Fry: I Could tell you that
4:22 AM kararnos: FOREVER!!!!!
4:22 AM alphex: DOOMED
4:22 AM kararnos: i bring viegar!
4:22 AM Moon Shooter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqcn_TPu4qQ
4:22 AM kararnos: eeyep
4:22 AM Moon Shooter: Doom, doom, doooooom.
4:23 AM alphex: I was almost was a hero before
4:23 AM kararnos: i will show you what true fear!!!!
4:23 AM Fry: Were Doomed
4:23 AM Fry: DOOOOOOOOMED
4:23 AM Fry: SHUT UP BENDER >.<
4:23 AM Ayojedi: Indeed
4:23 AM Ayojedi: Gold or Foghorn Grey?
4:23 AM alphex: I saw a raper trying to rape applejack once and asked can i join and that is how I was almost a hero
4:23 AM Fry: ''ALMOST''
4:24 AM Fry: :3
4:24 AM alphex: yea
4:24 AM alphex: almost
4:24 AM alphex: if I helped her maybe I would of got secks anyway
4:24 AM alphex: *shrugs*
4:24 AM Fry: Well im a hero becuase .....
4:24 AM Fry: uhm i forgot
4:24 AM alphex: you fried discord
4:24 AM alphex: renember?
4:24 AM Fry: Yeah...and....
4:24 AM Moon Shooter: How has the entire chat room turned into a room of rape and masterbation without my help?
4:24 AM Fry: ...uhm
4:24 AM alphex: cuz moon
4:24 AM Ayojedi: alphex
4:24 AM alphex: IM HERE
4:24 AM Ayojedi: That is all.
4:24 AM alphex: simple logic
4:24 AM Moon Shooter: Hm... makes sense.
4:24 AM alphex: ask dub about me
4:25 AM Fry: ALPHEX
4:25 AM alphex: and he will tell you
4:25 AM Fry: he done it all
4:25 AM alphex: what a monster I am
4:25 AM Fry: Will we ever surv