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Oct
9th
2014

I hate midterms · 5:41am Oct 9th, 2014

I have a 4 page essay due in less than 12 hours and all I've written is two sentences so far...

EDIT: 1 hour later and nearly made an entire paragraph.

EDIT 2: 1 and a half hours after waking up and three pages done.

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Comments ( 25 )

I hear ya. I have to put together an eight page term paper and a twenty minute presentation for the end of the semester.

2520761 #thestruggleisreal

2521139 Student used Struggle!
Student is hit with recoil!
Student fainted!

Freaking students don't have enough PP.

2521147 The campus book store should sell ether.

2521980 Maybe some Repels, too.
Helps keep wild exams away.

2522027 Wild Exam used study hall hours!

Wargame Brony fell asleep!

2522175 Research Paper used first draft!
MoldyShishkabob became confused!
MoldyShishkabob is confused…
It hurt itself in confusion!

2522285 Laptop fainted!
Wargame is out of useable study tools!
Wargame whited out!

2522572 >study tool
Wait, it can be used for studying!?

2523972 It does more than porn and ponies.

I was surprised too.

2524072 My life has been a lie all along…
I thought school was about lugging around a backpack full of fifteen pounds worth of textbooks. Make that twenty if you include all notebooks, and a laptop with its charger.

2524087 Its about that and peeing in as many weird places as possible when you're drunk.

2524806 No wonder I don't get drunk.

Or somehow manage to clog a public restroom toilet. Those things are supposed to be super powered and stuff. I mean, what the heck?

2524866 No wonder I'm an alcoholic.

2525039 Yeah, kidneys are cooler.

2525064 True, they can get stoned.

2525453 Awwwwwww shit.

This niggas the truth.

2527173 Yeeh, brah…



Wait, what did I say?

2527177 Your kidney pun

2527185 Oh, OH…

That was totally awesome and intentional, maaan…

2527224 Well done, you've won Fimfiction for your accident.

2527888 Does that mean I can hang out with knighty and stab him with a paralytic agent?

2528887 Yes and you can bring him to my basement if you want

2529129 Sweet. I'll gladly make him your slave. ;)

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