lolwut

So I've been datin' this girl for 6 years. 6 years. I'm 19. My not so good math tells me thats about a third of my life. Anyway, I loved her. We hung out constantly, always had fun, and we helped each other develop over those potentially shitty teenage years. She went off to college in Providence (I live near Boston) but I did what I could to see her, which was about once a month, give or take a few weeks. So she finally gets back from school. I offer to help drive all her shit down, she says no. I offer to take her on a welcvome back date, she says no. About a week later I get a facebook message tellin' me that she's done with this.

lolwut.

She typed out this big ass post, and to be honest, I really only skimmed it. College slowly but surely turned her into a shell of the person she was. I ain't sad that we broke it off, I was planning to do it myself since she started becoming an awful person and gained her share of weight. Basically became the anti-DudeBro. But the part that pissed me off was the way she did it. Facebook message. After 6 years of my life she ends it over a facebook message.

lolwut.

Here is my EXACT response and my last words to her: "K. See ya later fucker."

Yeah. SO that happened a couple weeks ago (I think). But that's not why I'm writin' this. I want to show you guys (though I doubt there are actually guys readin' this) this:

I'm going to Bronycon at the Meadowlands Expo Center with my DudeBro, J-Dizzle. I shall be carrying this sign around with me and shall count ever single hug I recive. Like a Faust.

-DBB