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Sep
13th
2014

One-Shotober Preview · 10:49pm Sep 13th, 2014

Flying through the planning phases, but we'll see if I actually manage to finish any of these.

Garbage that will probably get featured:

In a Pickle: Mature/Sex

Twilight is in heat and, for whatever reason, has decided to grow vegetables to pleasure herself with. When they don't grow fast enough, she uses a spell to speed up the process. This results in sentient vegetables. Sentient, phallic vegetables.

Popsicles: Mature/Sex

A rhyming story similar to The Clop Conundrum. It's the hottest day of the summer, but the only heat worse than that of the sun, is the heat building in Luna's loins. Both are easily taken care of with a frozen treat.

The Battle of Sugarcube Corner: Everyone

Pinkie Pie and the Cake twins must defend Sugarcube Corner from an approaching invasion of soldier ants.

DARK STUFF I'LL ACTUALLY PUT EFFORT INTO IT:

The Ghost of Canterlot Castle: Everyone

Twilight discovers the restless spirit of a filly wandering the halls of Canterlot Castle one night. They play a game of hide and seek.

When No One is Watching: Teen/Gore

When the sun has set, and the day is over, Princess Celestia tends to disappear until morning. Curious one night, Twilight decides to sneak after the princess. What she finds appalls her, but Celestia can justify anything. Even murder.

The Alicorn Ceremony: Teen

Twilight has been an alicorn for a year's time, and is ready to take the next step of her journey. Luna, Celestia, and Cadence put on their ceremonial robes, light the ceremonial candles, grab their ceremonial daggers...and ready the sacrifice. Living forever has a price.

As it was Seen: Teen

After a chance encounter with a seer, Shining Armour is informed that his beloved wife Cadence will be the cause of his death. He at first does not believe the seer, taking her for a fraud, but when the other members of the guard all have their futures predicted accurately, Shining decides to step in the way of fate. With Cadence dead, there would be no way she could kill him first.

The Mare in Apartment Forty-Two: Dark as hell slice-of-life

After listening to the sounds of the walker scraping the floor, I could tell you almost everything about the mare in apartment forty-two. Oh, I'd never seen her, or talked with her, but every scuffle told a tale. Then came the thud, and the shuffling stopped. For about a week.

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Comments ( 4 )

Most of that dark stuff looks positively delicious.
Shame it's for one-shotober. If it was an actual story with chapters and a plot and not a rushed attempt at finishing a story a day, they would probably be some of my favorite stories.

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Well, the dark ones will have a lot of effort put into them, I'm actually half way through The Mare in Apartment Forty-Two, and it's 5,000 words so far, plus I'm getting it edited. It'll be the last one I publish of the month.

2452454 Well, for the rest, I genuinely hope that they get redone after October, because I'm really liking the looks of them.

The Mare in Apartment Forty-Two: Dark as hell slice-of-life

Sounds pretty damn awesome, so does: As it was Seen: Teen and When No One is Watching: Teen/Gore.

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