Discovered this on #mlpfim

http://pastebin.com/u/Rape_Train

Hooooly crap AIN NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN WE'RE ON

Except a minty green one named Lyra.

One thing I did LOL and <3 at though, ponies tasting like the fruit/candy they look like. I hope this gets used in more clopfics. More sane fics, but more clopfics regardless.

The Derpy and Pinkamena ones are the worst though. Some of the other breakages were morbidly/darkly funny on a sadistic level but Pinkie's was just pure sadness. Derpy's rape is sad because of the implication that this is what EVERYPONY does with Derpy not the anon rape itself. But no way does it compare with pinkie's who throws him a party, thinks they can be besties, then he leads her on telling her he knows what happened to her friends, and ends it by cutting her cutie mark off.
Trixie got off hella light for engineering all this insanity in the first place and also toying with evil rapey anon. (She just gets her mane and tail shaved off.)

At the very least read the Bloomberg one though, holy rofl tree rape.